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arondaballer
arondaballer
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2003/07/06, 11:57 PM

Hey I ain't little or nothin, but one of my friends says he did penis enlargement exercises and that they worked ( this guy also tells the occasional lie).....are there really such thing as exercises that really make ur pecker bigger? Just curious


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rev8ball
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2003/07/07, 02:39 AM
No........ be happy with what God gave you. All of that stuff is a huge scam. Nothing will make it get bigger.

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mikedesa1
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2003/07/07, 09:06 AM
8Ball is right... Even though its a muscle, you can't exercise it and make it grow bigger. As for exercises... What kind of exercises could be possibly be doing?
INTRUDER
INTRUDER
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2003/07/07, 11:30 AM
There is one that does work, I seen it on the Coyote-Road Runner Cartoon show.
You will need a inner tube from a car tire and 2 big trees-best if you just watch the show yourself-it really will work.



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gwindalyn
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2003/07/07, 01:57 PM
ROFL Intruder!!!!!

I always wondered about this. There is an exercise that women can do that helps. I don't know the exact spelling...Keigel? I didn't know if the same movement helped guys or not.

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effalunt
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2003/07/08, 12:57 PM
Why is it that the current topic is genitalia whenever I stop by this board. Here's how it is. If you treat a woman with kindness and respect, she isn't going to care if you're only average in size. It's truly not that important. Would you stop dating a great girl if you found out her breasts were small? Probably not. God, I hope not! Also, if she's impressed by your physique, she won't care much either. Gorgeous pecs or glutes are a sign of dedication, a big you know what is just genetics. So is male pattern baldness. Bottom line: Don't worry about it!

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jacksprat
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2003/07/08, 06:29 PM
i've never heard of exercises to enlarge the penis, but you can make it longer by hanging weights from it--over a period of time--a long period of time. Careful you don't cut off the blood supply or you'll end up with a smaller one than you started out with. The klegels are for ejaculation control, they strengthen the muscle between the scrotum and anus.
arondaballer
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2003/07/08, 08:34 PM
I'll have to agree with effalunt, but I was just curious about it, I'm satisfied with my size I was just startin a board

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Notoriaz
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2003/07/30, 08:59 AM
God, this guy obviously hasn't ever got junk mail in his life!

"30% LONGER AND WIDER ERECTION TABLETS!!!"
timbaland
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2003/07/30, 10:58 PM
I got a question for you effaulunt. Why is it that girls like the jerks then? It seems like they're drawn to guys who aren't always kind to them.
liesbeneath
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2003/07/31, 08:00 PM
That's not true. I would never date anyone who would bruise my ego. I'm 27 and have had about 10 yrs of dating experience...all the guys I've dated have treated me very well with exception of a few who I got rid of immediately. You know what though, 1 of my girlfriends is attracted to jerks...so sad...
timbaland
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2003/07/31, 09:20 PM
Thats what I don't understand. It seems like the girls I like are attracted to jerks just like your friend and it is sad.
timbaland
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2003/08/01, 12:01 AM
Yeah I totally agree with you bhardy. Theres a thin line between confidence and cockiness. As to your question, I've been mistreated by one girl, out of the four girlfriends I've had.
inv3rt
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2003/09/08, 06:18 PM
I sent you a PM, arondaballer with a link to info on Kegeling, and other exercises for helping with sexual performance.
mallard3
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2003/09/24, 01:42 PM
I always heard to tie a weight on there and stretch that baby out but try at your own risk!!! LOL!
snags
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2003/12/22, 01:39 AM
I have to say... that there are some exercises that work if you do them on a daily basis. I use to be obsessed with my size because of a comment a girl made when i was a teenager. I have a set of exercises that i perform 2 - 3 times a week, these exercises i have developed on my own and work very well... i have gained around 3 inches flacid, and im now almost 8 inches erect. Ive also gained some thickness. Im now very happy with my size and have actually wowed a few!
jacksprat
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2003/12/23, 07:21 PM
Yo, snags. You wanna share the set of exercises with the rest of us?
fryer91
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2003/12/24, 10:39 AM
Grab base, squeeze, pull & twist gently...If that doesn't work; watch wife or girlfriend do toe touches or stretch hamstrings; this should enlarge it..I prefer the second option of course...Max-OT is best with a partner!
Jdelts
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2003/12/24, 10:18 PM
LOL fryer! Snags, I think you gained size because you hit a growth spurt. NO exercise can give you three inches flacid without doing some serious damage. Didn't need to know size though. Two separate studies conducted on over 30,000 men in the US showed that over 85% of them lied about the size of their erection. So, I guess there's a 15% chance of you guys believing I'm 12 inches.

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bigandrew
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2003/12/31, 10:55 PM
i might get deleted for this....but the cheerleaders ay its not the size of the vessel in the ocean, its the motion in the ocean lol

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Jdelts
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2004/01/02, 11:08 PM
Thats what the nice girls say so they don't hurt guys' feelings...oh geez, I'm terrible.

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halfpint116
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2004/01/03, 01:27 PM
Hey, size doesn't matter guys. Because bigger is NOT always better. Being to big hurts and takes that wonderful feeling that you get once things start to get going. I know from personal experience - my hubby is 7 1/2 in and it is no fun anymore. I like the smaller ones cause they hit that certain little spot that makes it feel sooo good.
The girls that like the bigger ones make have bigger ones themselves!!!
Jdelts
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2004/01/03, 04:34 PM
So uh...halfpint...uh...hows it goin? Come here often? LOL I'm joking.

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halfpint116
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2004/01/04, 02:08 PM
Hey, jdelts. Why do you ask?????????????
Carivan
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2004/01/04, 03:43 PM
OK thanks guys. The spot eh? They come in different sizes now?

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Jdelts
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2004/01/07, 12:47 AM
I like a sense of humor halfpint. If men can't joke about the size of their pedages then I don't know what the world is coming to. Did you get the 'pun' in there?

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halfpint116
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2004/01/07, 12:02 PM
Oh yeah I did jdelts!!! Just stating my "opinion" on the subject. Should make all the "Small" guys appreciate opinions like mine. It's the personality and the body that matter to me. I like a sense of humor in a guy and one who is active in sports or recreational things, like four wheeling, motorcross and especially NASCAR. Go Dale JR!!!!! Seriously though, don't let the little things get you down. "No pun intended"
2004/01/07, 12:39 PM
This would be just too easy. Have you noticed I left it alone from the start?? Though my tongue doth itch,my fingers twitch, and mine head explodith. I will simply not comment.

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riot
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2004/01/07, 12:48 PM
Well if a woman dosnt like you for the size of your penis... what the hell are you doing with them anyways... come on people u know better. Just be proud of what u got dont be shy confidence is what women are truly attracted to. Trust me as soon as i got it women really find you more attractive.
Jdelts
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2004/01/07, 02:50 PM
LOL halfpint...us Yankees(I'm a mets fan)to the north here in NYC don't really watch NASCAR...we're the only ones in the country I think. Don't worry, I don't let the little things get me "down". OH, DOUBLE PUN!!! HOW DO YA LIKE THAT!!? One other thing, I NEVER said I wasn't proud of what I have people...the reason I joined this particular board was to ward off the bullshit of gaining 3 inches to your D#ck naturally. Don't believe that crap.

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2004/01/07, 02:54 PM
steam pouring from ears.

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halfpint116
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2004/01/07, 03:29 PM
I wasn't pointing you out directly jdelts, heck how would I know? I was just joining in on the conversation and hoping I would give somebody some confidence. Sorry if I made it seem that like I was referring to you. No hard feelings??? (no pun intended)
As for Nascar, I am from the south so I was raised to like racing, BUT I like all sports also. Football especially. All things Tennessee - Vols, Titans, Smokies, Predators.
Jdelts
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2004/01/07, 03:29 PM
Chuck..just say it!

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fryer91
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2004/01/07, 03:34 PM
Come on charlie!

Come on, lets hear it; you gotta have a phrase or something...

You know; there once was a guy from Nantucket, etc etc etc..

There once was a girl name sally clown, no man on earth could turn her down, over the hill came big balls Pete, 55lbs of swingin...

Come on....
halfpint116
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2004/01/07, 05:42 PM
Okay guys, this is the last time I will comment on this topic!!!
fryer91
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2004/01/07, 05:52 PM
ok halfpint: still waiting on your LAST comment...
halfpint116
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2004/01/07, 05:57 PM
Okay, THAT was the last time I will comment on this subject. LOL
Jdelts
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2004/01/07, 08:54 PM
You crack me up 1/2pint...I know you weren't "coming" at me...OH! when will it end.LOL no hard feelings

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mmaibohm
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2004/01/08, 02:08 AM
in theory a pump would work temporarily. Remember in high school when you put a marshmellow in the bell jar and it grew like you would not believe? well the wee wee is like a marshmellow so it might work personally wouldnt try it lol
halfpint116
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2004/01/08, 08:09 AM
Dynamite comes in small packages.

Oops!!! Did I make another comment!?!?!?!?
fryer91
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2004/01/08, 04:07 PM
halfpint:Is that your final comment? You gotta have a comment about the ole marshmellow dealie ma jig...
halfpint116
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2004/01/08, 05:21 PM
Actually, I do have a comment fryer. I like the mini marshmellows better than the big ones. Couldn't resist!!!!!!!!
robert8804
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2004/01/19, 12:10 PM
Heres the answear to your orginal question. Look up http://www.penis-enlargement-secrets.com/popup.html
Taurie
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2004/01/19, 03:12 PM
I'm too much of a lady to comment (never mind about past posts...I'm a new woman now). However; I'm dying to know what the steam from Charlie's ears was about.

agamble
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2004/01/20, 09:31 AM
The problem with those types of exercises is that there is a tendency to overtrain which can be counterproductive in the 'long' run. Need to be very careful.
hecdarec
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2004/01/20, 09:44 AM
Should I be concerned that my wife has a dildo the size of a crowbar hidden in her closet?

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kgneo
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2004/01/28, 02:39 PM
Certain exercises can help. They stretch and enlarge the blood vessels. Therefore if those same blood vessels can hold more blood then you will be larger. I would recommend seeking professional advice. I am sure none of us want to damage anything!
goodoldtex
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2004/01/28, 07:02 PM
hec just make sure she doesn't put on leather some night and tell you the funs about to start.
goodoldtex
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2004/01/28, 07:13 PM
The Penis is not a muscle. it is a spongy tissue that swells when blood is released into it (much like a piece of rice swells when you put water on it). So the only way to make it grow is to break down the spongy tissue and have it be rebuilt my your system. But if you break it down too much at a time or too much period you got broke dick. There have been many studies that prove that certain minerals like zinc do help libido and bloodflow to the area to become greater...you wont gain hardly any in size but thats that. Also The kiegl for women is an exercise in which they tighten and release. men can do this with the PC muscle (its the ejaculatory muscle). Studies here have shown that you can cause the PC muscle to grow stronger by flexing it 15-20 times throughout the course of the day...takes a month or so but apparently you gain like half an inch of thickness. If the penis becomes over 8 inches you begin getting closer to hurting her. If you ever hit the cervix youll know, she'll buck your arse off because it hurts so badly. If however it is anatomically impossible for you to procreate, then you can see a doctor and have surgery.

In conclusion...it doesn't matter what size tool ya got. If ya find the right girl she'll love it and wont care. No worries, just let your hammer hang how god blessed ya with it.

Your useless information source: Elliot.
goodoldtex
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2004/01/28, 07:14 PM
Further note: if you don't believe in god, don't start a fuss, we're just talking about penises here.......
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