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Ravenbeauty Posts: 3,755 Joined: 2002/09/24	2006/07/07, 11:14 AM "What fits your busy schedule best, exercising one hour a day or being dead twenty-four hours a day?" "I'm going to order a broiled, skinless chicken breast, but I want you to bring me lasagna and garlic bread by mistake." "If you'd like a healthy alternative, we can wrap your cheeseburger, french fries and pie in a low fat tortilla." "Dieting makes me feel too weak and tired to exercise, but snacking on these potatoes chips give me enough guilt and fuel for a great workout!" "The best way to lose weight for you is to staple your stomach to your upper lip." Another BEST SELLING DIET BOOK IN THE WORKS! "Tip #1 East a gallon of ice cream to cure your craving for sweets. Tip #2 To melt your waistline, eat your pizza very hot! Tip #3 Chewing burns more calories then not chewing." "The handle on your recliner does not qualify as an exercise machine or resistance training." "I was going to wake up and go jogging but my toes voted against me ten to one." -------------- Bettia.... You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. -Mark Twain ravenbeauty@freetrainers.com
7707mutt Posts: 7,686 Joined: 2002/06/18	2006/07/07, 11:25 AM LOL too too funy! -------------- Less Talk, More Chalk! The Men and Boys are Separated by one thing: The Squat Cage! 7707mutt@freetrainers.com
asimmer Posts: 8,201 Joined: 2003/01/07	2006/08/17, 09:38 PM 'You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.' -Ellen Degeneres
Ravenbeauty Posts: 3,755 Joined: 2002/09/24	2006/08/17, 11:01 PM LOL! -------------- Bettia.... You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. -Mark Twain ravenbeauty@freetrainers.com