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2004/05/28, 12:47 PM
I don't mean to steal Brian's job, but I may not be online again today as I'm (hopefully) heading out to start the weekend early.
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The championship softball game for the season was going to be played between the top two teams - the blondes and the brunettes. They were riding to the stadium in a double-decker bus - the brunettes on the lower deck and the blondes on the upper deck.

The bus was hurtling along the Interstate at 65mph. The brunettes on the first deck were partying noisily - drinking, smoking, telling jokes, laughing, and just having a great time.

One of the brunettes goes to the upper deck to see how the blondes are doing. She was stunned to see that the blondes were sitting bolt upright, looking pale, petrified, and were perspiring. Each was holding onto the seat in front with a death grip.

The brunette was stunned. "Hey, what's going on here? You're all terrified. We're on the deck below and we're havin a ball partying 'n stuff. C'mon, relax, loosen up!"

One of the blondes says, "Oh sure, relax, loosen up. You have a driver!"


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Foolish consistancies are the hobgoblins of small minds.

Charlie
CristalBelle
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2004/05/28, 01:13 PM
AGGGGHHHHH!!!! Charlie you have just redeemed yourself from the burn you gave me yesterday. I love it!!! :big_smile:
david_s81
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2004/05/31, 06:18 AM
I don't get it. :):laugh::laugh:

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Vedakathryn
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2004/06/25, 12:11 PM
:laugh::laugh::laugh:

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Woodie
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2004/06/25, 12:15 PM
Haer about the new type of facelift/ This lady went in and the doc said that it was a new way to tighten her face. He put a device on the back of her haed and told her to tighten the handle once a day for eight weeks. after just 4 weeks she came back and complained about large bags under her eyes. The doc ask how often she was turning the handle. She said about 5 or 6 times a day. He said lady those aren't bags, thier your breasts. She said, Oh then that would explain the goatee.

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I will get to it as soon as I am done lifting.
phimugirl1
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2004/06/25, 09:51 AM
Too funny!! :)
Pritchard
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2004/06/25, 10:00 AM
that was probably the most funny thing i have ever read, even more so than my bumper 1000 page joke book. i love you charlie in a manly way. (no, not like that)

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I found this site whilst looking for low cost shoes.

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Pritchard
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2004/06/25, 03:27 PM
that one was in my bumper 1000 page joke book!

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I found this site whilst looking for low cost shoes. (get it, huh, free=low cost, trainer=shoe... nevermind.)

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Pritchard
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2004/07/21, 12:06 PM
i just saw this post again, and felt it neccesay to congratulate charlie on the best post i ever read, i just nearly wet my pants again.

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The curse of the poo foot!!!

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