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2006/12/05, 06:22 PM
Down south, Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is It true theys suin
them cigarette companies fer causin eople to git cancer ?"
"Yes, Bubba, sure is true," responded the lawyer.
"And now someone is suin them fast food restaurants Fer makin them fat
an cloggin their arteries with all hem burgers an fries, is that true,
Mista Lawyer?"
"Sure is, Bubba."
"And that lady sued McDonalds for millions when she Was gave that hot
coffee that she ordered?"
"Yep."
"And that football player sued that university when he Gradiated and
still couldn't read?"
"That's right," said the lawyer.
"But why are you asking?"
"Well, I was thinkin .. . . What I want to know is, kin I sue Budweiser
fer all them ugly women I slept with?"
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Bettia
To be motivated, motivate others!
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