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Funny but true

bb1fit
bb1fit
Posts: 11,105
Joined: 2001/06/30
United States
2002/10/24, 11:16 PM
Well, I cannot take credit for this, but it is oh so true.I found this out on the internet.

ou know you're a bodybuilder when....

· People ask you what you've been doing to get in shape and you shrug off a quick "nothing much,"
but then proceed to give them a 45 minute DETAILED description of the BFL Program, including your
"before and after" pictures

· It's becoming less and less of an issue that the towels at the gym are so small

· You wonder if it's you that's getting better looking, or if the whole world's just kind of "letting
themselves go" a little

· You can't remember the last time you had carbs

· Your waiter keeps on reminding you he can "take your whole order now" when you tell him all you
want is a salad with grilled chicken

· You go to Wendy's with friends just for the company

· You bring a salad and water to your department's pizza party

· You consider eating a FULL banana "cheating"

· You are proud of, and even practice your "ugly pain face" you later use when lifting a heavy set

· You start going up the stairs to your apartment in sets of 12, 10, 8...

· You find yourself breathing in with your nose and out with your mouth even when you're not working
out

· You actually know what a "billateral arm reach with a curl" is

· Your friends approach you all the time to ask for nutritional/workout advice, and despite the fact you
help them, you can't help but mumble "wimp" under your breath as they walk away

· You plan your day AROUND going to the gym, instead of the other way around

· Work becomes just something you do before and after a good workout

· The corner store seems closer, now that you can jog there

· You come to the realization that you "can jog or run now!" Distances shorten

· You try to outrace kids on bikes

· You know 3000 ways to cook tofu

· You convince yourself tofu actually tastes like SOMETHING
dpking44
dpking44
Posts: 470
Joined: 2002/08/07
United States
2002/10/25, 07:43 AM
lmao. However, I take exception to the TOFU part. Jaysus I hate that stuff!
DP
Ravenbeauty
Ravenbeauty
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United States
2002/10/25, 11:07 AM
that was a good one. thanks for sharing bb1fit!

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jplatz
jplatz
Posts: 196
Joined: 2002/10/08
United States
2002/10/25, 11:08 AM
LOL, too funny and so true!

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7707mutt
7707mutt
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Joined: 2002/06/18
United States
2002/10/25, 11:35 AM
I am laughing so hard!!!!!!!

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Carivan
Carivan
Posts: 8,542
Joined: 2002/01/20
Canada
2002/10/25, 06:29 PM
Good one! lol!