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clt Posts: 107 Joined: 2004/02/13	2004/07/09, 09:18 AM well for those of you who knew about it, the girl i told you about is not pregnant, and i am so glad, we both have moved on, i am now dating somone new, i realized i am only 20, i do not need to settle down, i should be having fun!

phimugirl1 Posts: 267 Joined: 2004/06/22	2004/07/09, 09:23 AM That's great news to hear! I'm happy that it worked out for both of you. :) -------------- Do just once what others say you can't do, and you will never pay attention to their limitations again. James R. Cook
hecdarec Posts: 2,457 Joined: 2003/12/16	2004/07/09, 10:04 AM Glad to hear that she is not pregnant. Hope that you use condoms next time, or you could always be celibate. (no idea if I spelled that right) -------------- This message has been approved by the moderators. If you have a problem with it please contact Asimmer.
ATIGER Posts: 992 Joined: 2003/02/26	2004/07/09, 10:53 AM Congrats, my joke is a little funnier now, isnt it?
clt Posts: 107 Joined: 2004/02/13	2004/07/09, 10:55 AM yes it is, and i am not sure how to spell celebiet, but i am going to do it.
Anni313 Posts: 1,790 Joined: 2004/03/04	2004/07/09, 11:10 AM Indeed clt, heartiest congratulations. You have no idea how relieved we all are to hear that you have no plans to reproduce. You will however not be celibate (correct spelling), I believe recent scandals have proven that even priests can't do it. Condoms, buy some condoms and then use them.:love: -------------- Anni ******* Hard work must have killed somebody
clt Posts: 107 Joined: 2004/02/13	2004/07/09, 01:46 PM sure thing
hecdarec Posts: 2,457 Joined: 2003/12/16	2004/07/09, 01:55 PM Speaking of good news. have I told you guys the great news about me and my wife? We saved a whole bunch of money on our car insurance by switching to Geico! -------------- This message has been approved by the moderators. If you have a problem with it please contact Asimmer.
jonathanweaver Posts: 576 Joined: 2004/06/14	2004/07/09, 02:05 PM Hec! You are such a dufus!!! I had a friend tell me a while back, "Have you heard?" I said, "Are you having another baby?" He said, "She pregnant with twins!" Me: "Congratulations!" Him: "They aren't mine." Me: "Oh! Uhhhhhh....." Him: "We're surrogating for a rich couple in New England." Me: "Oh! Phew! That wasn't nice!" Him: (Laughing hysterically) "No, but you should have seen the look on your face!" -------------- I will never grow up, just old. Jonathan
dfly411 Posts: 1,352 Joined: 2004/03/04	2004/07/09, 03:09 PM I married a weirdo.
yadmit Posts: 4,670 Joined: 2003/10/05	2004/07/09, 03:35 PM Ya... but you saved a bundle by switching to Geico! t -------------- Tim I count him braver who overcomes his desires than him who conquers his enemies, for the hardest victory is over self. - Aristotle You have the power to change a life right in your own hands. - Paul Brandt
Anni313 Posts: 1,790 Joined: 2004/03/04	2004/07/09, 03:52 PM Tim's right. -------------- Anni ******* Hard work must have killed somebody
Vedakathryn Posts: 1,585 Joined: 2004/05/28	2004/07/11, 07:50 PM I am happy that you are happy, clt! Make sure to keep your wallet stocked should the urge ever come over you again. I hate to hear about rabbits dying when their deaths could of been prevented with just a little extra protection. -------------- Veda MISERY IS OPTIONAL *When you are up to your ears in trouble, try using the part that is not submerged. *The difference between a dream and a goal is a plan. HAVE A GREAT DAY!
hecdarec Posts: 2,457 Joined: 2003/12/16	2004/07/12, 07:13 AM Keeping condoms in your wallet is a bad idea. They should be stored at room temperature. -------------- This message has been approved by the moderators. If you have a problem with it please contact Asimmer.
Anni313 Posts: 1,790 Joined: 2004/03/04	2004/07/12, 07:16 AM Hec's right. -------------- Anni ******* Hard work must have killed somebody
dfly411 Posts: 1,352 Joined: 2004/03/04	2004/07/12, 08:47 AM ok, so I'm not condom savvy, I honestly did not know that. Why? Because they will break if they get hot?
hecdarec Posts: 2,457 Joined: 2003/12/16	2004/07/12, 08:53 AM Read a condom package, it will tell you. -------------- This message has been approved by the moderators. If you have a problem with it please contact Asimmer.
dfly411 Posts: 1,352 Joined: 2004/03/04	2004/07/12, 09:16 AM Um, I'm kind of married over here, you know...no condom packages around. You got one that you can read to me?
hecdarec Posts: 2,457 Joined: 2003/12/16	2004/07/12, 09:33 AM nah, never bothered to use em. -------------- This message has been approved by the moderators. If you have a problem with it please contact Asimmer.
dfly411 Posts: 1,352 Joined: 2004/03/04	2004/07/12, 09:35 AM nice.
Vedakathryn Posts: 1,585 Joined: 2004/05/28	2004/07/12, 04:26 PM I'm with you dfly411, I did not know that, it is good that anni and hec are so well versed, I would hate to be responsible for giving out bad advice, especially on this subject! I didn't know anyone read the packaging! -------------- Veda MISERY IS OPTIONAL *When you are up to your ears in trouble, try using the part that is not submerged. *The difference between a dream and a goal is a plan. HAVE A GREAT DAY!
hecdarec Posts: 2,457 Joined: 2003/12/16	2004/07/12, 04:48 PM Did you know that condoms have serial numbers at the bottom of them? Most men are not able to roll them down that far. -------------- This message has been approved by the moderators. If you have a problem with it please contact Asimmer.
Anni313 Posts: 1,790 Joined: 2004/03/04	2004/07/12, 05:14 PM The serial numbers are also printed on the individual packaging. Most men are not able to control themselves long enough to read the packaging.:) -------------- Anni ******* Hard work must have killed somebody
fsdsk Posts: 959 Joined: 2003/11/30	2004/07/13, 11:10 AM I'm looking to switch my car insurance - anybody know of any good companies? -------------- There is no substitute for hard work
Vedakathryn Posts: 1,585 Joined: 2004/05/28	2004/07/13, 11:59 AM A woman participating in a survey was asked how she felt about condoms. She said, "Depends on what's in it for me." -------------- Veda MISERY IS OPTIONAL *When you are up to your ears in trouble, try using the part that is not submerged. *The difference between a dream and a goal is a plan. HAVE A GREAT DAY!