good relation tips - FreeTrainers.com Forums

Group: All Else Lounge

All Else Lounge

Created: 2011/12/31, Members: 42, Messages: 22740

This is the place you can discuss anything else that is on your mind that isn't already covered by other groups. Share what's on your mind and see who else has something to say about it!

Join group

good relation tips

INTRUDER Posts: 642 Joined: 2002/06/27	2003/05/16, 11:04 AM 1. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. 2. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in Calif. and mine is in Texas. 3. I take my wife everywhere.....but she keeps finding her way back. 4. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary," Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said. So I suggested the kitchen. 5. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. 6. She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker. She said "There are too many gadgets and no place to sit down!" So I bought her an electric chair. 7. My wife told me the car wasn't running well because there was water in the carburetor. I asked where the car was; she told me "In the lake." 8. She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off. 9. She ran after the garbage truck, yelling "Am I too late for the garbage? " The driver said "No, jump in!" 10. Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of divorce. 11. I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. 12. I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her. 13. The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked "What's on the TV?" I said "Dust!" -------------- "Get everthing you want--just make a little change now"

sandysford Posts: 1,139 Joined: 2002/11/18	2003/05/16, 11:27 AM Funny! -------------- I will lift my own weight someday!!!!! THE NATURAL WAY IS THE ONLY TRUE PATH TO SUCCESS, PRIDE, JOY, HAPPINESS, LONG TERM FULFILLMENT AND SELF-ESTEEM!
jefado Posts: 443 Joined: 2003/04/03	2003/05/16, 01:44 PM :oP LOL ...love 'em.
tenorsaxmandave Posts: 538 Joined: 2003/01/23	2003/05/16, 01:49 PM "...her first name is 'Always'"! LOL Good stuff, Intruder - as usual! TSMD
azredhead57 Posts: 1,651 Joined: 2003/04/11	2003/05/16, 05:02 PM Hey, that's my name too! Very funny stuff intruder.
rev8ball Posts: 3,081 Joined: 2001/12/27	2003/05/17, 11:46 AM LMAO! Good stuff! -------------- Michael "Trample the weak; hurdle the dead!"
workingoutgirl Posts: 289 Joined: 2001/11/15	2003/05/17, 07:53 PM Can't believe we have a post-up comedian here (sorta like a stand up comedian eh?