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Anni313 Posts: 1,790 Joined: 2004/03/04	2004/11/24, 09:35 AM Happy Thanksgiving everybody. In spite of whatever hardships you may be experiencing, don't forget to take a few minutes to count the many blessings. There is so much to give thanks for, including good friends here on FT. Don't forget to wave at the Bullwinkle balloon in the parade! I love the Bullwinkle balloon.... -------------- Anni ******* Hard work must have killed somebody
yadmit Posts: 4,670 Joined: 2003/10/05	2004/11/24, 11:12 AM Yup.. Happy Turkey Day to those of you in the U.S.! -------------- t I count him braver who overcomes his desires than him who conquers his enemies, for the hardest victory is over self. - Aristotle You have the power to change a life right in your own hands. - Paul Brandt
	2004/11/24, 11:20 AM A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary. Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder. John, in desperation threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute. John fearing that he'd hurt the parrot he quickly open the freezer door to see. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior." John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird continued... May I ask what the turkey did?" HAPPY THANKSGIVING! -------------- I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol Charlie
CristalBelle Posts: 1,389 Joined: 2003/06/27	2004/11/24, 12:03 PM He he he he he he! That was great!
dfly411 Posts: 1,352 Joined: 2004/03/04	2004/11/25, 07:08 AM Charlie, you owe me a new keyboard....:big_smile: Happy Thanksgiving everybody! Today, I am thankful for the good things in my life. And of course, for the creation of q-tips, which I will be using now to try and get the rest of the coffee out from between the keys of my keyboard. Julienne -------------- Julienne A morning without coffee is like something without something else.
hecdarec Posts: 2,457 Joined: 2003/12/16	2004/11/25, 09:26 AM Gobble, Gobble. -------------- I am not conceited; I am convinced.