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Hey Mutt, this one's for you!!!

	2006/06/13, 12:11 AM Reply with Quote A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, "OK, old f a r t, time for you to retire." The old rooster replies, "Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of these chickens. Look what it has done to me. Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?" The young rooster says, "Beat it: You are washed up and I am taking over." The old rooster says, "I tell you what, young stud. I will race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop." The young rooster laughs. "You know you don't stand a chance, old man. So, just to be fair, I will give you a head start." The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off running after him. They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap. He is only about 5 feet behind the old rooster and gaining fast. The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch when he sees the roosters running by. He grabs his shotgun and - BOOM - he blows the young rooster to bits. The farmer sadly shakes his head and says, "Darn.....that's the third gay rooster I bought this month." Moral of this story? Don't mess with the OLD F A R T S - age, skill, and treachery will always overcome youth and arrogance.:big_smile: -------------- Sometimes life is like herding cats. Charlie
KC_72 Posts: 3,249 Joined: 2006/05/19	2006/06/13, 08:05 AM That was funny Charlie!!:big_smile:
7707mutt Posts: 7,686 Joined: 2002/06/18	2006/06/13, 08:18 AM Good one! -------------- Less Talk, More Chalk! The Men and Boys are Separated by one thing: The Squat Cage! 7707mutt@freetrainers.com
sstump1 Posts: 1,227 Joined: 2005/03/20	2006/06/13, 09:15 AM :laugh::laugh::laugh: That's funny!
AaronWiggles Posts: 129 Joined: 2006/06/06	2006/06/13, 10:07 AM Nice lol -------------- -Aaron \"I feel lighter. Maybe I lost some weight. All that dilly dallying.\"
7707mutt Posts: 7,686 Joined: 2002/06/18	2006/06/13, 10:09 AM So Charlie just what are you implying? -------------- Less Talk, More Chalk! The Men and Boys are Separated by one thing: The Squat Cage! 7707mutt@freetrainers.com
flyonthewall Posts: 1,823 Joined: 2005/01/18	2006/06/13, 10:57 AM :big_smile::big_smile:
MannyMaster Posts: 515 Joined: 2006/02/01	2006/06/13, 11:10 AM very funny:big_smile::big_smile::big_smile: -------------- "One Ring to rule them all; One Ring to find them; One Ring to bring them all, and in the Darkness bind them." -LOTR Trilogy