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Humor for the females

bb1fit Posts: 11,105 Joined: 2001/06/30	2005/07/13, 12:44 PM The Good Fairy A married couple in their early 60s were out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, For being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish." Ooh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband" said the wife. The fairy moved her magic stick and abracadabra! two tickets for the new QM2 luxury liner appeared in her hands. Now it was the husbands turn. He thought for a moment and said: Well ... this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this only occurs once in a lifetime, so, I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me". The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed ... but a wish is a wish. So the fairy made a circle with her magic stick and ... abracadabra! the husband became 92 years old. The moral of this story Men might be ungrateful idiots, But fairies are... FEMALE! -------------- If you don't stand for something, you will fall for anything.... bb1fit@freetrainers.com
RandomGirl Posts: 227 Joined: 2005/02/25	2005/07/13, 01:39 PM So cute!
Lecter Posts: 249 Joined: 2005/06/04	2005/07/13, 01:47 PM Well, a couple of statues of a man and a woman have been facing each other for 200 years in a park. One day a fairy comes down and tells them that they can have 1 hour of life. The two statues run behind a bush and start making all kinds of grunting noises. After half an hour they come from behind the bush, all sweety and stuff, and the fairy says "you still have thirty minutes"! So the man statue turns to the female and says, "ok, but this time you hold the pigeon and I'll crap on it":big_smile::laugh: -------------- Cerca, trova
gangstershoes Posts: 641 Joined: 2005/05/27	2005/07/14, 12:38 PM good stuff guys.....
sivysivy Posts: 391 Joined: 2005/02/11	2005/07/15, 01:47 AM He He He!