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I Got Kicked out of Walmart-Yippee

fryer91 Posts: 441 Joined: 2003/09/29	2004/12/17, 11:13 AM I just had to share my experience at Walmart last night. My wife drug me out there to do some shopping; I hate Walmart after 5:00. I didn't want to go, and I was bound and determined to have fun while I was there. So, when we past through the Automotive department, I gave my wife and a few others my Madonna impression with the big funnels( she didn't like it!)..Then while we were around the electronics, I decided to set every alarm clock to go off in 15 minute intervals, not every one, about 15 of them though. Then when we were over by the shampoo, soap, toothpaste, condoms; I grabbed about 10 packs of condoms, and started to put them in peoples carts when they weren't looking(bad I know). I think the 4th alarm clock was going off by now. Walked through the clothes, and of course, my wife wanted my to try on a shirt. So I went in the stall, decided to stay until my wife asked, "is everything ok"? I said in a pretty loud voice; NO! THERE ISN'T ANY TOILET PAPER IN HERE!!!I didn't hear a word from her, all I heard was alarm clocks going off, and this guy laughing and coughing his head off. Finally, we were walking through the bedding area(which is carpeted of course). I somehow picked up a caution wet floor sign on the way, and gently set it on the carpet. Wife said, "What the heck is wrong with you tonight, you are sure in rare form". At that point, I was approached by security, and was asked politely leave. I of course asked why. He said that they had been watching me ever since they saw me looking into their camera and picking my nose(heck, I did that first off, it took them an hour and a half to ask me to leave). I kinda feel bad about the whole thing, well, not really, it just isn't like me to act that way, must be the stress of the holidays, and all the other crap. So, I don't have to go to Walmart for awhile, Yippee! But, I slept alone last night, and will probably sleep alone again tonight. Happy Holidays everybody! I'm actually feeling pretty good about them now. Peace
DaniDIEt Posts: 93 Joined: 2004/07/13	2004/12/17, 12:15 PM lol I freakin hate walmart during the holidays.
	2004/12/17, 12:21 PM You're my kind of guy Mikey.Thank's for the laugh. -------------- Sometimes I lie awake at night and wonder where have I gone wrong? Then I hear a voice say this is gonna take longer than one night. Charlie
clt Posts: 107 Joined: 2004/02/13	2004/12/17, 12:24 PM cool
clt Posts: 107 Joined: 2004/02/13	2004/12/17, 12:25 PM thats cool
tenorsaxmandave Posts: 538 Joined: 2003/01/23	2004/12/17, 12:36 PM LOL The "No Toilet Paper in Here" comment is priceless. Wish I'd thoght of that one. I'll be laughing about that one all day. Very funny! With permission, I'd like to use that next time I'm in a dressing room... TSMD
fryer91 Posts: 441 Joined: 2003/09/29	2004/12/17, 12:58 PM I didn't come up with the ideas on my own. A friend of mine sent them to me about a month ago; he was preparing me for the Holiday's, because he knew how much I hated Walmart, AND how much my wife drug me there. I didn't think I would ever use them, but I did. Use away; Unfortunately I am not bright enough to think of them on my own.
tenorsaxmandave Posts: 538 Joined: 2003/01/23	2004/12/17, 01:01 PM Fryer, you were plenty bright enought to find the perfect opportunity to use it, and timing is EVERYTHING. Way to go. TSMD
yadmit Posts: 4,670 Joined: 2003/10/05	2004/12/17, 01:54 PM That is great! Love it! -------------- t I count him braver who overcomes his desires than him who conquers his enemies, for the hardest victory is over self. - Aristotle You have the power to change a life right in your own hands. - Paul Brandt
asimmer Posts: 8,201 Joined: 2003/01/07	2004/12/17, 03:37 PM Heehee!!! Thank you!
Vedakathryn Posts: 1,585 Joined: 2004/05/28	2004/12/21, 12:11 PM Priceless! :laugh::laugh: -------------- Veda MISERY IS OPTIONAL ***When you are up to your ears in trouble, try using the part that is not submerged. ***The difference between a dream and a goal is a plan. HAVE A GREAT DAY!
hecdarec Posts: 2,457 Joined: 2003/12/16	2004/12/21, 12:33 PM I am going to use the no toilet paper comment also. Thank you. Classic. -------------- I am from Philadelphia, for all the people who keep posting the infamous where are you from thread.
SkinnyM6886 Posts: 143 Joined: 2004/10/25	2004/12/21, 04:58 PM that is a lot like how i got kicked out of k-mart...that was the first time i had fun there w/o buying anything
	2004/12/22, 04:41 AM amazing...t/p joke almost made me choke onmy sunflower seeds...
princesslodgey Posts: 1,748 Joined: 2004/02/21	2004/12/22, 05:59 AM I think anyone stupid enough to try and take their husband shopping with them deserves everything they get.
hecdarec Posts: 2,457 Joined: 2003/12/16	2004/12/22, 07:43 AM Damn you dont have to call the guys wife stupid! -------------- I am from Philadelphia, for all the people who keep posting the infamous where are you from thread.
jonathanweaver Posts: 576 Joined: 2004/06/14	2004/12/22, 11:16 AM LMAO!!! I've seen the emails, but this is the first personal account I've heard. I'm going to assume that it's true and congratulate you on doing something that millions of us have wanted to do for years. You have made us proud. -------------- I will never grow up, just old. Duct tape is like The Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together. - Carl Zwanzig Jonathan
Carivan Posts: 8,542 Joined: 2002/01/20	2004/12/22, 05:08 PM I did the toilet paper thing at a store last night! My wife was as red as a Santa suit!:big_smile::big_smile: -------------- If you can dream it, if you can imagine it, then you can be it, you can do it. If it is meaningful enough, and you commit the energy of your passion, you will. Ivan carivan@freetrainers.com Montreal Canada
princesslodgey Posts: 1,748 Joined: 2004/02/21	2004/12/23, 10:58 AM I apologise fryer, I meant that it was a foolish thing to do, not that your wife is intellectually challenged. ============ Quoting from hecdarec: Damn you dont have to call the guys wife stupid! =============
Reddy Posts: 597 Joined: 2003/09/11	2004/12/28, 06:39 PM I used to work at Wal-mart - I'm sure the employees were laughing too, I bet the management was the reason he got asked to leave -------------- Reddy All people smile in the same language