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tenorsaxmandave Posts: 538 Joined: 2003/01/23	2004/01/22, 06:30 PM Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, "I've lost my electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive." Two peanuts walk into a rowdy bar. One was assaulted. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The barman says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything." A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "Sorry, we don't serve food in here." A dyslexic man walks into a bra... A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says "A beer for me and one for the road." Two antenna meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was great. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?" Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you," said Dolly. "It's true, no bull!" Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly so when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank. This proves once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it too. TSMD
bb1fit Posts: 11,105 Joined: 2001/06/30	2004/01/22, 06:48 PM tenor, these are good....some are so bad you have to laugh at them! -------------- If you don't stand for something, you will fall for anything....
azredhead57 Posts: 1,651 Joined: 2003/04/11	2004/01/22, 07:06 PM LOL, thanks saxman.......I needed that. -------------- ~Victoria~ ...Do not be discouraged; everyone who got where he is, started where he was.--anon ...There are no shortcuts to any place worth going.--Beverly Sills
Taurie Posts: 374 Joined: 2003/10/15	2004/01/22, 08:10 PM hehe...thank you:)
Carivan Posts: 8,542 Joined: 2002/01/20	2004/01/22, 08:58 PM Good laugh...thanks! -------------- "A will finds a way" Ivan Montreal Canada
tenorsaxmandave Posts: 538 Joined: 2003/01/23	2004/01/23, 07:17 AM Forgot one... Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? He stayed up all night wondering if there really was a dog. TSMD
sweetie2day2002 Posts: 12 Joined: 2004/01/19	2004/01/23, 12:00 PM LMAO...good one
INTRUDER Posts: 642 Joined: 2002/06/27	2004/01/23, 12:25 PM 3 dudes walk into a bar, the 4th one ducks. A cow with no legs; Ground Beef. A cow with only 2 legs; Lean Beef. -------------- "Get everthing you want--just make a little change now"
berze Posts: 32 Joined: 2004/01/20	2004/01/23, 02:04 PM a guy wallks into a bar he says to the bartender ouch! -------------- RCD Tanker
MyCoffeeGirl Posts: 121 Joined: 2003/12/04	2004/01/23, 09:57 PM No No No...I've got the best one! A penguin, a nun, and a police officer walk into the bar - and the bartender says "what the hell is this - some kind of joke?" -------------- ~~~~~~~ROXIE~~~~~~~ http://www.mycoffeegirl.com