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fryer91 Posts: 441 Joined: 2003/09/29	2004/06/30, 12:21 PM Underwear Mom's right! Underwear is important. Listen up! If you don't laugh out loud at this one, you need to have someone check and see if your funny bone is missing. Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle...... From the Northwest Florida News comes this story: A Crestview couple drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underwear turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place. On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by! The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.
	2004/06/30, 12:24 PM Was the wife's number in the article? -------------- Foolish consistancies are the hobgoblins of small minds. Charlie
fryer91 Posts: 441 Joined: 2003/09/29	2004/06/30, 12:26 PM Not even a name....
Anni313 Posts: 1,790 Joined: 2004/03/04	2004/06/30, 12:27 PM LOL That is funny! -------------- Anni ******* Hard work must have killed somebody
Pritchard Posts: 1,212 Joined: 2004/03/02	2004/06/30, 12:28 PM i was that mechanic. -------------- I found this site whilst looking for low cost shoes. A.D.F.
fryer91 Posts: 441 Joined: 2003/09/29	2004/06/30, 12:30 PM When do you get the stitches out? You lucky guy!
Vedakathryn Posts: 1,585 Joined: 2004/05/28	2004/06/30, 11:04 PM :laugh::laugh:That was a hoot! I had to bring my hubby in and have him read it! -------------- Veda MISERY IS OPTIONAL ***When you are up to your ears in trouble, try using the part that is not submerged. ***The difference between a dream and a goal is a plan. HAVE A GREAT DAY!
sandysford Posts: 1,139 Joined: 2002/11/18	2004/07/01, 01:05 AM :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::big_smile: That was great I needed a good laugh after a hard day at work -------------- THE NATURAL WAY IS THE ONLY TRUE PATH TO SUCCESS, PRIDE, JOY, HAPPINESS, LONG TERM FULFILLMENT AND SELF-ESTEEM!
DanielJLove Posts: 320 Joined: 2004/03/30	2004/07/01, 01:14 PM I shared that with my wife. What a laugh. However, I have to say that even if it had been her husband under the car somebody was going to the hospital with a stunt like that. You just can't startle a guy like that. Daniel
fsdsk Posts: 959 Joined: 2003/11/30	2004/07/01, 01:49 PM Apparently I'm in the wrong business.
howdiekat Posts: 1,345 Joined: 2003/05/22	2004/07/01, 02:40 PM only in florida... :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh: -------------- i wish you ill, ice-t.
fsdsk Posts: 959 Joined: 2003/11/30	2004/07/01, 02:47 PM I did go for my run yesterday and forgot to change out of my boxers, things were a bit free...fun but free..:big_smile::big_smile:
dfly411 Posts: 1,352 Joined: 2004/03/04	2004/07/01, 03:02 PM Thank you for sharing fsdsk.:surprised: Howdie honey, are you saying that everybody over there where you are is perfect and would not make this understandable mistake?
fsdsk Posts: 959 Joined: 2003/11/30	2004/07/01, 04:05 PM Can you tell I'm really bored today?
howdiekat Posts: 1,345 Joined: 2003/05/22	2004/07/01, 04:08 PM that's debatable dlfy. i would've expected that to happen in southern florida though. i still contend that the world would be a better place if the tip of it would just sink into the ocean. -------------- i wish you ill, ice-t.
phimugirl1 Posts: 267 Joined: 2004/06/22	2004/07/01, 04:27 PM Hilarious!! :laugh::laugh::laugh: -------------- Do just once what others say you can't do, and you will never pay attention to their limitations again. James R. Cook
bb1fit Posts: 11,105 Joined: 2001/06/30	2004/07/01, 07:19 PM Sandy tried to get me to read it earlier, didn't have time. She was laughing pretty hard. I read it today and see why! :laugh::laugh::laugh: -------------- If you don't stand for something, you will fall for anything.... bb1fit@freetrainers.com
starbell Posts: 279 Joined: 2002/11/13	2004/07/05, 04:44 PM Great one. Laughed for some time, Had one of those visuals when I read it.
asimmer Posts: 8,201 Joined: 2003/01/07	2004/08/23, 08:57 AM bump