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Important press release!

asimmer Posts: 8,201 Joined: 2003/01/07	2005/02/12, 09:58 AM Wal-Mart wine - for all you aficionados (winos) > > BENTONVILLE, ARK (AP) -- Some Wal-Mart customers soon will be able to > sample a new discount item: Wal-Mart's own brand of wine. > > The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with Ernest & Julio > Gallo Winery of Modesto, California, to produce the spirits at an > affordable price, in the $2-5 range. > > While wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of > Wal-Mart brand wine into their shopping carts, there is a market for > cheap wine, said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at Roger > Williams University in Bristol, R.I. She said: "The right name is important." > > So, here we go: > > The top 12 suggested names for Wal-Mart Wine: > > 12. Chateau Traileur Parc > 11. White Trashfindel > 10. Big Red Gulp > 9. Grape Expectations > 8. Domaine Wal-Mart & "Merde du Pays" > 7. NASCARbernet > 6. Chef Boyardeaux > 5. Peanut Noir > 4. Chateau des Moines > 3. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar! > 2. World Championship Riesling > > And the number 1 name for Wal-Mart Wine .... > > 1. Nasti Spumante > > The beauty of Wal-Mart wine is that it can be served with white meat > (Possum) and red meat (squirrel)
Carivan Posts: 8,542 Joined: 2002/01/20	2005/02/12, 12:24 PM WOW thats funny! I wonder if they will have the "Homade crap" -------------- Scales are for dead weight: We are not dead yet! Still trying to find out how to do the Hollywood Free Press. Ivan carivan@freetrainers.com Montreal Canada
yadmit Posts: 4,670 Joined: 2003/10/05	2005/02/12, 12:30 PM NASCARbernet... now THAT is funny.... :laugh: -------------- This donut has purple in the middle, purple is a fruit. - Homer (Simpson)
bb1fit Posts: 11,105 Joined: 2001/06/30	2005/02/12, 12:52 PM Any one of those names will do! I am partial to # 12 myself. :big_smile: -------------- If you don't stand for something, you will fall for anything.... bb1fit@freetrainers.com
Pritchard Posts: 1,212 Joined: 2004/03/02	2005/02/13, 12:14 PM i dont get it -------------- wax on, wax off
rev8ball Posts: 3,081 Joined: 2001/12/27	2005/02/14, 12:15 PM Excellent, asimmer! Sounds like something you'd see on Blue Collar TV! -------------- Michael 100% AMMONIA SNORTIN, ANGER MANAGEMENT CLASS FAILING, BIG IRON LOVIN, FACE SLAPPIN, HEAVY METAL LISTENIN, CHALK CLOUD MAKIN, GUM BLEEDIN, SCABBY-SHINNED, LEATHER PALMED, BLOOD-SHOT EYED, KNEE WRAP WEARIN, RIP IT UP OFF THE FLOOR, DO OR DIE TRYIN, FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION, BAR BENDIN POWERLIFTER. You got a problem with that?
jonathanweaver Posts: 576 Joined: 2004/06/14	2005/02/14, 01:13 PM ============ Quoting from pritchard: i dont get it ============= Yeah! There's a shocker!!! LMAO :angry::laugh: -------------- --Click here to insert a clever message-- Jonathan