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Leaving the leu with pride.

BRETTO Posts: 201 Joined: 2002/05/25	2002/08/19, 02:18 PM Hey everyone! I just came out of the bathroom happy as a clam. After many triumphant victories in the war against solid sh*ts, I've finally had a breakthrough. I recently increased my carb(fiber in particular) intake, and just dropped the largest, firmest, most glorious turd I have ever seen. I mean it would make a grizzly bear tremble with fear and envy. Now I know I've GOT to get a digital camera, so I can share accomplishments like these with all of you! My people. This is turning out to be a pretty good day. :o) P.S. Philia, did I spell "leu" correctly? Probably not.
BRETTO Posts: 201 Joined: 2002/05/25	2002/08/19, 02:20 PM Wait a minute. "Leu" is an English term, not French...right? Never mind then Philia. :o)
7707mutt Posts: 7,686 Joined: 2002/06/18	2002/08/19, 02:40 PM LOL BRETTO I am so glad you are hear that made my day! Did you at least measure it to make sure it was a keeper? LOL I am going to laugh about this all day! If you do take a pic make sure to have a ruler for comparison! -------------- Life comes by only once....Live it to the fullest!
BRETTO Posts: 201 Joined: 2002/05/25	2002/08/19, 03:10 PM Right on Mutt! It was definitely a keeper. That's why it just broke my heart to flush it. I guess it's for the best though. If you love something...set it free. Just set it free. Sigh.
mandre Posts: 212 Joined: 2002/04/23	2002/08/19, 04:37 PM LMAO Should have taken a picture and sent it in to www.ratemypoo.com I know the feeling with having your carbs too low. Will I ever stop having the squirts? Feeling better when I upped my carbs too! Turds are really not my thing. Although after hearing my co-workers let a nasty juicy fart, I tell them they better go check them panties. :) Melissa -------------- Attitudes are contagious, is yours worth catching?
Jingo8 Posts: 83 Joined: 2002/07/22	2002/08/19, 05:31 PM It's English =) and it's "Loo" =) oh, congrats lol
BRETTO Posts: 201 Joined: 2002/05/25	2002/08/19, 06:33 PM Loo. Got it. Thanx for clearing that up Jingo8. :o) I feel better, but I'm still gonna carry the standard roll of emergency papertowels. LOL!
Lumina20 Posts: 966 Joined: 2001/10/31	2002/08/19, 08:01 PM I am constantly in awe of the things that Bretto posts! I love this guy! =)
lewdog_55 Posts: 383 Joined: 2002/01/23	2002/08/19, 09:46 PM And i was ashamed to post about my shrug problem. HAHAHA. Doesn't even compare to this.
Philia2 Posts: 4,078 Joined: 2001/10/19	2002/08/20, 02:57 AM Geeeez I never expected a post like this!!!!! lol Have never heard about "leu" before but you can use "kaka" or "popo"!!!!!! LOL Okey enough of that now!!!! -------------- - Nina :o) Les Victoires éternelles sont celles du coeur.
Jingo8 Posts: 83 Joined: 2002/07/22	2002/08/20, 05:33 AM "loo" (pronounced "luw") is englsh, or british slang for toilet, ie. "i'm just going to the loo". It's kind of informal non offensive. "Lieu"(also pronounced "luw") is what you get when you work an extra day. Say you work the weekend, you will get a "day in lieu", meaning you can take a paid day off at a later date. So.... "Leu" must be a day off spent on the toilet!
BRETTO Posts: 201 Joined: 2002/05/25	2002/08/20, 11:14 AM LOL! Don't mean to shake things up so much. I'll try to behave. :0) Lumina, thanx a lot! I never thought a poop post could be awe inspiring! Maybe there should be a separate category called poop.