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2003/04/10, 01:18 PM
> 1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit? Unique Up On It.
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> 2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit? Tame Way, Unique Up On It.
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> 3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest? They Take The Psycho Path
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> 4. How Do You Get Holy Water? You Boil The Hell Out Of It.
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> 5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall? Dam!
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> 6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long? Polaroids
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> 7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work? A Stick.
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> 8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours? Nacho Cheese.
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> 9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers? Subordinate Clauses.
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> 10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand? Quatro Sinko.
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> 11. What Do You Get >From a Pampered Cow? Spoiled Milk.
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> 12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
> Frostbite.
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> 13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches? A Nervous
> Wreck.
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> 14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
> Anyone Can Roast Beef.
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> 15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs? Right Where You Left Him.
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> 16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils? Because They Have Big Fingers.
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> 17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive? Because It Scares The Shit
Out Of The Dog.
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> 18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic? Sanka.
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> 19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?
> The Location Of The Dirt Bag.
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> 20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down? Because They Wore
> Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.
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> 21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
> A Bad golfer Goes, Whack, Dang! A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.
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> 22. How is a Texas Tornado and a South Eastern Ohio Divorce The Same?
> Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer
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> Now, admit it. At least one of these made you smile !!
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"Get everthing you want--just make a little change now"
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2003/04/10, 02:34 PM
Yes they did, thanks for the smile and sometimes even a chuckle
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I will lift my own weight someday!!!!!
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2003/04/10, 04:18 PM
Good for a laugh!
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We must become the change we want to see.
Ivan Montreal Canada
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2003/04/13, 06:59 AM
apparently, laughing solidly (proper, uncontrollable loud laughing) for 30 seconds has the health benefits equivalent to 5 mins sprinting.
"An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The barman looked up and said: "What is this..? Some kind of joke?"
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*My body only feels good when it burns!
*Little voice telling you to quit? Put your fingers in your ears!
*"Life shrinks or grows in proportion to one's courage"
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