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2006/12/14, 02:37 AM
As usual, us superior females have to come out with sarcastic remarks to the majority of men's way of thinking. I felt it was my personal duty to the FT Family Men to forewarn you to heed my advice and don't let this happen to you. If you do, expect this...lol
Ummm.. and yes I said us women are SUPERIOR....lol
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
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Bettia
To be motivated, motivate others!
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2006/12/14, 08:06 AM
In response to Bettia's post.... :big_smile:
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A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!"
The woman said, "That's okay."
For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to."
The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me."
So, KAZAM - she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you."
The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."
So, KAZAM - she's the richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."
Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.
Male readers: Please scroll down.
The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife.
Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really smart.
Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.
PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only
goes to show that women never listen!!!
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--JBennett
"I've up-ed my intensity.... now up yours!"
"Pain is only weakness leaving the body."
"Never think of how weak you are; think of how strong you're going to be."
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2006/12/14, 10:04 AM
Jbennett - great ending. I have heard that before but the ending had her ask to be beaten half to death. I like yours much better
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2006/12/14, 02:05 PM
lol JB you RULE!
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2006/12/14, 03:16 PM
so much for the female support on this forum!!! That's okay, I can handle it!!
That was good though JB, have to admit...lol
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Bettia
To be motivated, motivate others!
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2006/12/14, 04:02 PM
I'm sorry RB...my baby is home sick...he's a snuggler when he's sick...
I couldn't come up with anything any way....that was hysterical JB...my husband is ALWAYS saying that to me....I'll do something I think will get him...and he says you think you're so smart,but you'll see...and he never fails to get me back 10 times worse...if I was REALLY smart I'd have learned by now....
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2006/12/14, 04:20 PM
UMMM HEY RAVEN THERE IS A FEMAL SECTION IF YOU NEED FEMALE SUPPORT LOL:love::cool::love:
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