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nerraw Posts: 236 Joined: 2003/03/09	2005/03/09, 05:01 PM Well here is an observation..... Originating in SA we sometimes referred to this as a "pishoring" loosely translated means urinating horn... Not sure what the balance of you lads called it, maybe "woody", "morning glory" or whatever. Essentially it's that involentary reaction a mans member has to waking up in the morning, making you wish that the toilet bowl wasn't below your knees, but rather higher than your shoulders. It's that monster that you never had the night before that has you all contorted when you need to expel your bladder, but can't bend it over because it shuts off the free flow, which means you have to stand about six feet from the bowl take aim and get the trajectory right so that you don't pee all over the floor or walls for that matter. Yes that is the morning glory. Now my observation: Up until eighteen from about fourteen it dominated my morning routine, then during the sleepless nights of my military days, it virtually vanished, then reapeared through my twenties, quietly fading into the thirties and now that I am back in shape, whooooo hooo guess who's back? Yip, now that I am in shape, fit and lean my dear old friend has returned. Have any of you aging, maybe slimming down fellows experienced the same? :cool:
bigandrew Posts: 5,146 Joined: 2002/10/21	2005/03/10, 05:21 PM i hang a shower curtain around the tolet...CAN"T MISS! -------------- My drinking squad, has a cheerleading problem!!
wrestler125 Posts: 4,619 Joined: 2004/01/27	2005/03/10, 09:55 PM I've heard its cuz testosterone is higher in the morning. Maybe cuz now your excercising and you testosterone is higher that it causes such a problem. I have the same problem, but im only 17
DX14AG Posts: 1,055 Joined: 2004/07/22	2005/03/10, 10:09 PM I have the same problem as well but at 15 DX
mmaibohm Posts: 1,621 Joined: 2003/09/30	2005/03/10, 10:13 PM Dont forget kiddys health class they mention that roughly I believe it's every 90 minutes or so a male will have a erection while sleepping. I also think it's part of the bodys reaction to preserve sleep time that the prostate will flip over to seal of the bladder. -------------- I am that which must be feared, worshipped and adored. The world is mine now and forever.No one holds command over me. No man. No god. I am ANIMAL! and that is enough.
jacksprat Posts: 72 Joined: 2002/10/19	2005/03/11, 04:42 PM ============ I'm quite a bit older than you, New and yes it occurs almost nightly, but I don't consider it a problem, rather a blessing.
bigandrew Posts: 5,146 Joined: 2002/10/21	2005/03/11, 07:14 PM and keep you from sleeping on your stomach too long lol -------------- My drinking squad, has a cheerleading problem!!
mmaibohm Posts: 1,621 Joined: 2003/09/30	2005/03/11, 08:42 PM i forgot that one andrew lol -------------- I am that which must be feared, worshipped and adored. The world is mine now and forever.No one holds command over me. No man. No god. I am ANIMAL! and that is enough.
Pritchard Posts: 1,212 Joined: 2004/03/02	2005/03/12, 11:47 AM just do it in the shower, or handstand. -------------- wax on, wax off
bigandrew Posts: 5,146 Joined: 2002/10/21	2005/03/12, 08:35 PM they don't call me tripod for nothing! -------------- My drinking squad, has a cheerleading problem!!
Pritchard Posts: 1,212 Joined: 2004/03/02	2005/03/13, 09:28 AM is that a camera in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me. -------------- wax on, wax off
nerraw Posts: 236 Joined: 2003/03/09	2005/03/16, 09:17 AM Mmmmm, I wasn't really inetrested in hearing the detail of this, just interested to know if any of the older guys had had a similar experience: the return of the morning glory, which in my scenario is a completely asexual reaction, just a factor of waking in the morning.
SkinnyM6886 Posts: 143 Joined: 2004/10/25	2005/03/16, 05:04 PM In psych they said that guys have an erection everytime they dream regardless of what the dream is about. and the avg. person have something like 7 dream intervals a night, so when you are awaken from a dream woody is there to meet you. And here i was thinking i would never use what i learned in psychology.