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2002/10/31, 04:59 PM
Ok - we all need a good laugh every now and then.....with the way things are today...humor defintely is good medicine...which each and every one of us need. So.......take a moment here...to reflect upon all of us that are interested....and "DO TELL" of that embarrassing experienced...moment....and....keep it clean!
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2002/10/31, 05:03 PM
Again, nice try workingoutgirl. lol
DP
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2002/10/31, 09:21 PM
Well.......
who's going first?
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To change it, or to create it, simply train it!
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2002/10/31, 09:55 PM
Me go first? Yeah, right!! I vote the person who makes the original post(workingoutgirl), should have to go first! Anyone second the motion?
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2002/10/31, 09:57 PM
I second that. :)
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Excellence is an art won by training and habituation. We do not act rightly because we have virtue or excellence, but rather we have those because we have acted rightly. We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act but a habit.
- -- Aristotle
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2002/10/31, 10:04 PM
I 2nd the 2nd!!!
We all sit back now and wait!
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2002/11/01, 12:08 AM
well i 3rd the second, i don't know if i want everyone knowing my most embarrasing moments (i have a lot of them...LOL) and ravenwolf when you read this, DON'T EVEN THINK OF IT!!!! LOL...
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Bettia.... You are nothing less than Beautiful in my eyes.
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2002/11/01, 02:34 AM
I think it changes.... I mean when I was around 15 years old I went to this party at a friend's house. A guy that I really was rather fond of would be there as well so I was all excited.
Anyway him and I was more avoiding one and each other during the night (since we were a little too shy).
Okey I go to the toilet, sit down and peeeee and what happens? Well apparently the toilet door wasn't well closed so of course this guy also suddenly feels the desperate urge to pee as well and "falls" into to the toilet (with ME sitting there!!). Geeeeeeez that was sooooo embarrasing!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol
But you know what? When I think about it today I just think "ah well, whatever!" BUT hmmm lol, I never managed to get a sligthest kiss from that guy since he started to run away every time he saw me!!!
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- Nina :o) Les Victoires éternelles sont celles du coeur.
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2002/11/01, 07:18 AM
Do I dare tell? I don't belive it but hell...I say...you all don't know me anyway (well sorta). Okay....my boyfriend was having a raving headache. We were laying down watching the tube in my bedroom. I was like...here...lay your head down on my stomach and I'll rub your head. My stomach was growling (I swear, it makes more noise than it did when I was younger) and I said..you can listen to my dolphins.
So he laid his head on my stomach............OMG
I could of died pronto.............no sooner did he put his head on my gutt, I farted...fluffied..what have you. He flew like a bat out of hell and almost died laughing. I guess I could of said one of the dolphins were angry...I dunno.........just something I'm not proud of doing ya know? And literally about died of total embarrassment, I just about peed my undies laughing so hard. (Damn the dolphins!!) My life..........has been full of embarrasing moments.
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2002/11/01, 09:13 AM
Man, that's gonna be hard to beat workingoutgirl. lmao
DP
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2002/11/01, 09:50 AM
Im on a roll....ok...I use to work in a hospital (non-clinical arena). Mind you...when I tell you this..it twas a long time ago....because...I came to work one day thinking I'm a hot shot in my John Travolta Saturday Nite white suite. Well, the CEO was a patient and my boss was very good friends with him...you know..the practical jokester type of friendship. Well, he ordered me to go to his room, with a tray and a drink..yes...right there in the ol' hospital....and wanted me to go to him and say....Hi, I'm an angel sent by God here to serve you this drink." (The situations, I seem to get into....) So, like the good brown nose employee that I was..........(not).....I did the request. Well, handed the CEO the drink and in comes his physician. I guess he thought (dr) that like I was family or something. He started examining him...talking away with me there in the background. I friggen sorta stood there nerdish like trying to figure out how to politely EXCUSE myself...like here are two important people..and I have to like...get the hell out of there...I sure as hell didn't want to see anything being examined myself......so finally, I braved it..........and bolted out the door.
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2002/11/01, 10:11 AM
Let's take a vote ppl. Shouldn't workingoutgirl post her pic so we can see the person that has had these hilarious embarrassing moments? Plus, we can see how she's coming along in her program. Sort of an update.
All those in favor? Aye.
DP
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2002/11/01, 10:29 AM
Ok, here goes:
Being the advid bicyclist I am, I was at the bike store one day after getting a tune up for my bike. Well, I wear those clip shoes (for those who don't know what those are, they're special shoes that allow you to clip and unclip from the pedals. Provides more stability and power for biking) and I was trying out the bike in the parking lot at the store. Oh yeah, did I mention they were having a big sale and lots of ppl were in the parking lot? Anyway, I noticed something was funny with the bike so I started to come to a stop. Well, you have to 'twist' your feet out of the pedals or your feet stay clipped to the pedals. As I was coming to a stop, I realized I hadn't unclipped from the pedals and I started to fall. Well, it was too late and I fell right in front of this guy and others that were there, right on my side. Picture this. Here's a grown man with all this high speed biking crap on and he falls flat on his face cuz he didn't unclip. I looked like friggen curly from the three stooges. The guy looked at me with a grin and said: "are you alright?" Well, my face turned 3 shades of red, I unclipped from the pedals and got back up and said: "yes, I'm fine thanks." My girlfriend tried and tried not to laugh but, as you can imagine, couldn't contain herself. I started to laugh as I was bolting out of that parking lot cuz I was too embarrassed to stick around. My friggen leg was bleeding from falling on it too. Man, shit happends huh!
DP
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2002/11/01, 11:09 AM
I need my own website eh? OMG. I forgot..this REALLY is the worst thing that happened. You're gonna know right off the bat what I did....I swear...it was one of those you had to witness things. B, my daughter was in gymnastics...this was when I was married. So, she had a lesson and I stopped first, at Speedway to get gas. I started to pump but not a drop was coming out....so I got in my car after about 5 minutes of patiently waiting....and drove up to the next pump. Along comes...Dorothy Toto...(isn't that a funny name...wizard of oz thing?? had to share) So I tell her the pumps were acting up coz I couldnt get gas from one...and this one wasnt working either that I was at. Well we were chatting away....and a guy pulls up to the first one I was at..and I yell back (no one every hears me talk, I swear!) and I yell..that pump isn't working. He ignores me. (Men!) So Dorothy keeps talking and says she is getting gas from hers. So I yell at Britt to get in the car and we'll try once more. I get in....pull out and boom... mind you there was a gal at my pump now, standing - not sure where she came from but she kept yelling something....I swear I thought..crap....I hit the friggen car in front of me...darn it.......DARNNNNNN ITTTTT>>......so I get out to to my wondering eyes...what did appear? I DID NOT SWEAR ON A STACK OF BIBLES, hit the car in front of me...no way did I ...would of been nice to of but nooooooo. No, I pulled the hose out of the pump thing....the lady was yelling because HER LEGS were caught in the hoses. There was the handle in my car..(how DID it GET THERE>.....) people were like motionless...I WAS LIKE OMG...what do I do...I pick it out of my gas tank...holding the stupid thing looking like a true idiot....the gal was like thats ok...put it down...(like a cop telling a shooter to put down the pistol) so I was shaking...put it down...went around to get gas at another pump to only realize my tank was on the other side...so I just left. Well I go to the class, come home...(mind you I fly by the gas station at this point because it was on the way home and I didnt want to....get caught looking like the getaway car...but I go into the house and my ex...was like...sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...what happened at Speedway. I was like...WHAT???? OMG...(was it on the friggen news or something I'm thinking??) He goes...listen to the answering machine.....so there was Dorothy Toto..explaining how she went in to pay for gas...and they go...do ya know that girl who pulled the pump attachment out...and she was like..oh no...no...I don't know her. She then called other people at where we worked...coz I got another phone message from an an associate....who just laughed for about 2 minutes worth of call time and then tried to act like she was from Speedway. Like ...gee who can ya trust eh?
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2002/11/01, 03:53 PM
Those are pretty funny. I appreciate the bike story dpking.
Weel I had to meet my daughter at a certain place in downtown Montreal. She Has red hair and really how many people have red hair. Well Here's the scene. I am standing where I'm supposed to be and it's getting on in time. Across the street is my daughter looking into a window at a jewelry store. So I go across the street, and while she's looking in the window I sneak up on her and put my hands across her eyes and say " your in the wrong place". She started yelling and screaming, when I heard the voice I said,
Oh*&^%$$##, it's not her! She was wearing the same coat and same colour hair and long. She called the police, my daughter was on her way and I was trying to prove what was really going on , Jessica showed up. This women was relieved
when my daughter showed up. That was my only way out from being charged with assault!
I don't sneak up on ANYONE from behind anymore!
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2002/11/01, 04:23 PM
Damn carivan, that was a close call. lmao You might be able to get away with it with a grown woman perhaps. lol Hell, gotta be a great pickup line.
DP
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2002/11/01, 06:19 PM
Sheesh... I don't recomend it! lol
We laugh at it now though!
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2002/11/02, 08:24 AM
Alrighty............there is a $500 reward for the best story...(kidding) OUT WITH IT people....I know everyone on this site has done their share........of red face events!
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2002/11/02, 11:54 AM
Oh here is one of my many embarrassing moments.
My husband, children and I were at Food Lion shopping. My daughter was running down the aisle in front of us. Suddenly she stopped. There was this lady (OK she was big) bent over in the freezer picking whatever. My daughter went up to her grabbed and pinched her butt and said eeeee eeeee. I yelled "Jazzlyn" I was so red and laughing so hard I could barely tell the lady sorry.
Hmmm Kids do mimic what you do at home. I guess it is out now, I have a butt fetish.
:) Melissa
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Excellence is an art won by training and habituation. We do not act rightly because we have virtue or excellence, but rather we have those because we have acted rightly. We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act but a habit.
- -- Aristotle
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2002/11/02, 01:21 PM
Alright.. here's one of many.. might as well relate it to fitness.. :P
Well there I am in the gym.. business as usual. It happens to be leg day.. and for those who train with intensity.. know that leg day takes everything out of you.. you have to give it 110%. So anyways.. after a good bunch of sets of squats.. I move to the leg press machine. Mind you.. my stomach is a little upset.. feel a little bloated. Well here I am on my final set of presses.. got the weight maxed out and really giving it everything I got! Well suddenly.. FRrRRRtrtrtTtTtTTtttt! A loud and very noticeable fart.. and unfortunatley stinky too. And yes.. the gym was full.. and yes people heard it! I burst out laughing otherwise I would have died of embarassement.. and so did the people around me.. I ended up finishing the leg day.. but whenever I do presses now I always have that in my head.
Well there is my story.. where Rev???
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2002/11/02, 03:23 PM
LOL, Arnold……
Well, I thought and I thought, but could not think of any embarrassing moments that took place in the gym, but I have one (acutally, many) from the days when I was a paramedic:
We were responding to a 911 call for a 17-year-old female who was having a seizure. When we got there, the episode had already ended, and the girl was sitting in a chair with here face in her hands, just crying horribly. It was her first seizure, and she was downright terrified, as you could imagine. The fire dept paramedics showed up by then, and they were talking to the girl’s boyfriend in order to get some history. My partner was taking the girl’s vitals and hooking her up to the monitor, while I was talking to her, trying to calm her down and get some info. I was asking her the usual questions, such as “Are you on any meds?” and “Do you have any other medical problems?” I then asked her what she was doing immediately prior to the seizure. She whispered: “ Well, in all honesty, my boyfriend and I were having sex upstairs when this REALLY warm feeling came over me, and I started to shake all over!!”
Trying not to bust out laughing right in her face, I told her to stop right there, grabbed the female paramedic from the fire dept and said “Michelle… this one’s yours!” I grabbed my partner and bolted for the door. As soon as I got outside, I freakin’ lost it, and explained it to my partner. Just then, the other fire dept paramedic comes outside while we’re dying, and starts complaining to us about abandoning our patient. I’m able to squeak out what happen, and then he looses it. The 3 of us are now outside the house, laughing our asses off, when the female paramedic comes out and sarcastically thanks all of us for giving her the responsibility of telling the girl that she had the big O, not a seizure.
But was even more funny was after it was all over, and I mentioned I would have loved to have seen the boyfriend after that episode talking to his friends: “Hell yeah! I did it so good, she had to call 911”!!!
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2002/11/02, 04:53 PM
Oh thats to funny!
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2002/11/02, 05:05 PM
Hahahahahhahahaha.. that is the best one yet Rev! Keep 'em coming!
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.o0 Arnold 0o...o0 theaustrianoak@hotmail.com 0o.
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2002/11/04, 10:57 PM
lmao rev that was great. My most embarasing moment happened when I was 16. In gym class I loved working on the parallel bars every chance I got. one time i was doing a hand stand on the bars I was practicing my dismount over and over almost had it perfect. But one time in my hand stand a smart ass grabbed the barr and started to shack it I lost my balance and fell forward, well I was playing football at that time and was afraid I would hurt my shoulders so I had a briliant idea I would straddle the bars no big deal. But I missed one of the bars guess where I ended up you guessed it groin shot all the way. I blacked out almost imediatly, I wolke up in the hospital covered in blood and in bad pain I was listening to the nurses talking to what I thought was a doctor. The Dr. was telling the Nurse that she could go ahead and cut it off while he was sleeping thinking I was the he and what they were going to cut off i did'nt want to think about. Well I through the sheet off and was going to make a run for it not even noticing all but my tshirt had been removed. I had trouble walking I stumbled fell through the curtin where the Nurse was getting ready to cut a cast off a childs leg, well I fell into here knocking her into the Dr. when all was said and done I was laying on the floor BB with a bewildered look on my face, the Nurse was on the floor in front of me, and the Dr. well the scissors ended up stuck in his ass. When the head Dr. came running to see what happened I to this day have not seen anyone laugh so hard. Moral to this story dont jump to conclusions when you overhere a conversation. o and by the way when I whent back to school three weeks later i found the ass that shook the bar on me and I realy raing his bell. Sorry for the long winded version.
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2002/11/04, 11:11 PM
Should we call you Dana, Dan? Or are ya still a................Dan? Too funny!
(Where was that video camera eh?)
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2002/11/05, 05:47 PM
Still Dan thanks And to be honest I would not want to watch the replay. I can lauph about it now.
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Never be afraid to try something new. Remember the ark was built by amateurs, The Titanic was built by professionals.
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2002/11/05, 10:13 PM
Boy, you guys sure had some embarassing moments! Sure glad I never had any!! LOL....
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2002/11/06, 10:03 AM
Just because. A few years back someone I was dating took me to Gatlinberg TN! One night while there we decided to go to a dinner/comedy club where they had about 6 different comedians throughout the evening. Anyway out comes this one guy who went by the name of Circus Boy. He came out on stilts of all things, hince....the name? We had decent seating about three rows back from the stage was our table so everything was in clear view. Well Circus Boy goes....I need a lovely assistant to assist me tonight and out to the audiance he comes. I was like...I AM NOT MAKING ANY EYE CONTACT WITH THIS GUY - I DON'T EVEN WANT HIM NEAR ME. So, I turned my head away looking behind us. Low and behold...I hear someone whisper..."Are you trying to avoid Circus Boy?" I was like...YEAH (duh!) So, guess who gets to go on stage WITH Circus Boy? Me...and I've never been on stage so my face was ALREADY RED. I was so darn nervous that all I could do was laugh. See he handed me three bowling pins and I thought to myself....Sure hope he doesn't plan on me throwing these damn things because I can not aim at crap! Sure enough.,.. it was on the account of one two, three things....I want you to throw......mind you...he was cutting on me the whole time I was on stage purposely embarrassing me....ALL I COULD DO WAS LAUGH, I COULDNT KEEP MY COMPOSURE AND I HAD TO PEE LIKE HELL. So, he does the count of three thing...and I throw......PIN goes WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY over Circus Boy's head who is standing still ON HIS STILTS...and he reprimends me like a child...."Did I tell you to throw Yet? I had to go around circus boy and get the damn pin...(feeling like a major idiot!) and......I'm still laughing, bending over laughing my hiney off! (Was due to total embarrassment)! Anyway...long story short after all the humiliation, when I was in the restroom, this lady goes.....You were funnier than Circus Boy! One of those moments you want to just LEAVE! We got a video tape from it as they sold these so whenever I need a good laugh.......
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2002/11/06, 10:54 AM
Again, you're the embarrassment queen workingoutgirl. Safe to say you're an embarrassment magnet. lol I'm one to talk. lmao
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2003/04/30, 01:11 PM
These are hilarious--a bump for the newcomers.
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2003/04/30, 01:29 PM
LMAO FUNNY.
yikes I'll have a picture to post later..surely...
I'm always publicly humiliating myself for fun:o)
We're having a stick horse relay race for the Kentucky Derby week today at work :o) and, of course, I couldn't help but join...
Embarassment is a daily thing for me. The other day at work I forgot to tell EVERYONE that I would be locked up in a room copying all day....They were so freaked out.. looking for me and calling emergency numbers....
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2003/04/30, 02:14 PM
Oh yeah...here's one that sortof relates to fitness....
I OD'd on Chromium...a decade ago..Woke up one morning and took 2 600 mg pills (back when I was a complete idiot)....
Started turning as bright red as the stocking hanging near the christmas tree...Called my pediatrician and had the nurse on the other end....telling her "I'm burning...I'm burning"
Only NOW is it funny 'cause my poor Grandfather was watching me at the time and going in circles trying to figure out how to help.
Or the time I fell asleep while boiling eggs...the smoke alarm went off...the dog jumped on my grandfather's face...and I spent the next few hours putting out the fire and scraping burned metal off the stove...
Told you...Kev, my better half, calls me a walking, talking disaster area :o) but at least he loves me.
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2003/05/01, 06:12 PM
Ok this one isn't really funny but it was embarrassing and oddly, it was primarily responsible for launching me into my workout regimen.
I had a back surgery in 2001 and basically went slack, and I wasn't active even before that very much; played high school football and then sort of fell from grace gradually...
So last summer I find out my wife is cheating, file for divorce, etc., and we're separated, and I'm looking hard for some pretty lady to make me feel worthy still after digesting the pain some...I find one...totally hot, my style perfectly (think Jane March for looks, mmm mmmmm).
Anyhoo, one thing leads to another, and at this point I'm only down to 242 lbs and haven't started strength training. We're in a, umm, moment you could say, wherein I was required to be in what you would call the "up" portion of a pushup, holding my weight on my hands and tiptoes basically. Well, that "push-up" lasted about 20 seconds before my arms started shaking. :O I vowed then to never get caught in that jam again. You can put a fat donkey on my back now and I just grit my teeth and scream for more weight :D
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--There are no versions of the truth.--
Jeff Goldblum, Jurassic Park II
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2003/05/02, 03:48 PM
alight. this was back in high school. i was about 16 and i was in the weight room after school. it was leg day so i was doing squats. ow i had a work out partner so i had a spotter. now it was the third set so i was getting ready to go and my friends said he was going to go get a drink of water. i had about 365 on so i thought it was ok. i wentdown and up for about 6 reps and then something happened. just gasped and i fell forward. now i was pretty dumb that day because we forgot to put up the spotting bas on the cage. mt head was inbetween the bench and the bar. i quickly got my head out and looked around. (i forgt to tell u that the entire softball team was lifting that day) the whole room was speechless. just right then my friend comes back and asked what happened. i now do squats with a spotter at all times and make sure the bars a were they need to be.
i hope that not everyone reads this!!
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Focus and lift!
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2003/05/02, 08:50 PM
Oh let's see.
1) Having my dad catch Noirtula (before we were married & while still living with our parents) reach around from behind me and grab my boobs.
2) Sleepwalking in the middle of the night while it is "that time" of the month and putting a tampon in while the first one was still there and not knowing it until the next day when I had to go to the hospital and have that first one removed.
3) Calling Noirtula from my work at his work upset that my car would not start, having a guy from work try to jump it to no avail, having my father-in-law change his schedule to pick me up from work, then Noirtula going the next day on his weekend into my work to "fix" the car and finding out that I just didn't put the dang thing in park when I got out of it.
4) I volunteer for Big Brothers/Big Sisters. My "little sis" in the program was in 5th grade and I took her to the Children's Museum. There was a HUGE man in line in front of us at one of the exhibits, and she looks up at me and whispers, "He ate too many ding dongs didn't he?". He turns and looks at me. What the heck could I say!? LOL!
5) Being related to people who look, talk and act like a mixture of those in O' Brother Where Art Thou and King of the Hill.
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http://www.gwindalyn.com
If you dont stand for something, you will fall for anything.
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2003/05/02, 09:14 PM
LOL, Soggy Bottom Boys ROCK! IS Noirtula bonafide?
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Jeff Goldblum, Jurassic Park II
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2003/05/02, 11:41 PM
LOL! Noirutla is uhh...yeah. LOL! He's great. I'm just surprised he's alive after the stunt in front of my dad. :p
He's NOT a soggy bottom boy! LOL! He's a city boy. :p I'm the country bumpkin.
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~Jennifer
http://www.gwindalyn.com
If you dont stand for something, you will fall for anything.
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2003/05/05, 04:10 PM
*sigh*
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2003/05/05, 04:11 PM
*sigh*
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2003/05/05, 04:16 PM
Ravenwolf is the soggy bottom boy remember and yes Ogun, he's bonafide!!! lol!
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2004/08/23, 10:17 AM
Okay - here is one for you...it is my husband, not me, but very funny.
We were at the library after lunch and my husband was feeling bloated...We had gone to different areas of the library to find what we wanted. So, my husband comes up behind a woman with simialr height and hair color to me, and says (while rubbing his belly) 'Oh, look at my belly. I'm dead sexy." "Get in my belly!" . So, the startled lady turns around and looks up at my ogre husband and he turns bright red and says 'oh, I thought you were my wife.."
I laughed so hard i nearly wet my pants and my husband wouldn't go to the library for a few weeks afterwards...
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2004/08/23, 11:39 AM
This one is mine. When I was about 15 my older sister forgot her cheerleader suit. Since I was a faster runner I ran back home to get it. There was a parking lot with chains around it. when I ran to jump over itmy back leg got stuck on the chain. I feel right on my face ,my chin and nose stared bleeding. At that point I looked up and the boy that I was in love with was standing with a confuse look on his face. I picked myself up and continue to run home. I never looked at him again ..............
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2004/08/23, 12:08 PM
My wife and I are spending the night over at her brother and sister-in-laws house cause we have been drinking heavily and it is a 45min drive home. So I am the first to wake up and their dog is wanting to go out. So I open the back door and let the dog out while I have a cig(this is when I smoked) The don't have a fence in their yard and I am leaning over the deck keeping an eye on the dog. I'm looking around and I see a snake in their garden. They have a small dog and it was a big snake. So am go running after the dog which scares her and she runs from me. She goes right by the garden. So I'm freakin out thinking this snake is going to eat my brother-in-laws dog. I finally catch the dog and take her up front. While carrying her she obviously didn't go to the bathroom yet cause he did on me. By this time everyone else is up and I mention it to everyone and they say "Oh you mean that inflatable snake to keep the rabbits away" Yeah I felt like a Jack A$$. They thanked me though for saving there dog.
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Lance
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2004/08/25, 01:09 PM
Well, in high school we used to go parking you know...to make out and stuff. We'd find a nice dark deserted road and well...Nowadays you young teenagers probably just get a motel room or use your parents bedroom. I digress.
Me and lil Anni were parked and having the time of our lives. The windows were fogged, zippers askew, buttons popped. You know. Well anyway there was this tapping on the window. We rolled it down and there was the biggest cop I ever saw. He demanded to know what we were doin. I was petrified. Anni said "don't worry about it officer, I'm his sister. Don't you think Anni was real smart?:big_smile:
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Dances with Buffalos
Charlie
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2004/08/25, 03:03 PM
Good heavens! She WAS a quick thinker. lol
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Hard work must have killed somebody
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2004/08/26, 12:14 AM
lol.
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2004/08/26, 06:37 AM
hmm so many embarrasing moments which to choose
I was at the gym a few months ago and there was a fiiiine looking girl who i had been flirting with for a while now, so i spend all day giving her the eye move over to start doing some squats ive done about five when i hear a strange ripping sound and some fresh air around my lower section i think i couldve handled if my pants had just ripped but since id been staring at this girl all day i was "standing to attention" if you know what i mean. I quickly covered up and then looked around. To make sure i keep good form i do my squats in front of a mirror, to my horror i can see everyone including the girl of my dreams cracking up laughing at me in the mirror i escaped to the bathroom changed and made a swift exit i havent been back since and i still wince as i walk past
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2004/08/26, 03:33 PM
there was this one time when i was over in the US, i was dressed up in this cops uniform, because i was being an extra in a low budget movie, i saw this car rocking, the windows were all ateamed up, so i thought, hello, whats this about. expecting to find a couple of young ladies in distress, i actually found a middle aged man and his sister, it was disgusting!:surprised:
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call the police, woo woo woo.
stay dumb, you know it makes no sense.
A.D.F.
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2004/08/27, 08:37 AM
Oh, yes Charlie, I too have have the notorious knock on the car window with the shiny flashlight in our faces. That's definately enough to ruin the mood.
I gotta think of a good moment, I've had too many.
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It is no fun to be normal!!!
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2004/08/29, 12:02 AM
well since my computer messed up when i tried to post my story here's the short version. in public on new years i go to bathroom (smashed). walk through the door and start puking on my self run to the stalls slip in my own vomit craw to the toilet and finish. sprained my ankle really bad, had to explain to friends what happened. and was in a wheel chair at bush gardens because of it.
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\"Wife, the hardest job in the Army\"
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