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NEVER CHOKE IN A RESTAURANT IN THE SOUTH

hecdarec Posts: 2,457 Joined: 2003/12/16	2005/01/27, 01:13 PM Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot of whiskey, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says "Kin ya swallar?" The woman shakes her head no. "Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no. The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar. His partner says,"Ya know, I'd heard of that there "Hind Lick Maneuver", but I ain't niver seen nobody do it!" -------------- I agree with everything that Asimmer says.
SkinnyM6886 Posts: 143 Joined: 2004/10/25	2005/01/27, 01:46 PM :big_smile::big_smile:
jonathanweaver Posts: 576 Joined: 2004/06/14	2005/01/27, 03:28 PM LMAO!!!!! -------------- --Click here to insert a clever message-- Jonathan
xxrajxx Posts: 423 Joined: 2004/08/12	2005/01/27, 04:29 PM :laugh:
	2005/01/27, 04:59 PM It really does work. I don't get the joke. -------------- Dances with humans Charlie
xxrajxx Posts: 423 Joined: 2004/08/12	2005/01/27, 05:47 PM Charlie personal experience?? where you choking or performing the Hind Lick Maneuver
	2005/01/27, 06:07 PM What can I say raj?? I'm a southern gentleman and a gold plated lifesaver. Hardly anybody even pressed charges. -------------- Dances with humans Charlie
xxrajxx Posts: 423 Joined: 2004/08/12	2005/01/28, 05:11 AM my hat off to thy Sire
Vedakathryn Posts: 1,585 Joined: 2004/05/28	2005/01/28, 03:09 PM Ohhhhh dear, I will have to share that with my dear southern friends, that is a riot!!! -------------- Veda MISERY IS OPTIONAL ***When you are up to your ears in trouble, try using the part that is not submerged. ***The difference between a dream and a goal is a plan. HAVE A GREAT DAY!
Pritchard Posts: 1,212 Joined: 2004/03/02	2005/01/29, 10:59 AM lets put it this way, he tasted like cheese. ============ Quoting from xxrajxx: Charlie personal experience?? where you choking or performing the Hind Lick Maneuver ============= -------------- wax on, wax off
Pritchard Posts: 1,212 Joined: 2004/03/02	2005/01/29, 11:00 AM ever wish you didnt post something? -------------- wax on, wax off
goodoldtex Posts: 564 Joined: 2004/01/25	2005/01/29, 12:01 PM far too often
hecdarec Posts: 2,457 Joined: 2003/12/16	2005/01/29, 09:14 PM I frequently wish that you didnt post anything ============ Quoting from pritchard: ever wish you didnt post something? ============= -------------- I agree with everything that Asimmer says.
Pritchard Posts: 1,212 Joined: 2004/03/02	2005/01/30, 12:19 PM hurtful, hurtful words -------------- wax on, wax off
GOWAR Posts: 361 Joined: 2001/10/24	2005/03/15, 07:04 AM LOL!! I definitely have to remember that one.:)