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new hamster fuel!!

baymaster Posts: 112 Joined: 2003/02/11

2007/08/10, 01:40 PM A recent medical study of the new bodybuilding supplement ? hamster fuel? has now been published. Results range from 40 percent increase in strength, significant mass gains and is also proven to aid those who want muscle gains and definition. Is this the perfect supplement??we asked the company (rodent power solutions) to give us their thoughts on this new innovation in sports supplements. ?We never preach about our products and tend to leave it to our customers testimonials to sell our supplements?.. said a spokesman, he added, these supplements have been developed in highly developed labs using only the best ingredients but don?t take our word for it read what our customers had to say. Hamster 1 ?? must admit I was a bit sceptical at first but after two of days of taking hamster fuel I couldn?t believe the results. I normally do around 30 minutes cardio on the wheel but with this new gear I could run all day. The wheel used to always beat me but not now. I even now run completely around the wheel and do a full ?loop de loop? which is amazing. Got a few ?fur burns? in the process but hey no pain no gain. Hamster 2 ? ?I too was sceptical about the latest fad in diet supplementation but I have been absolutely amazed. As well as stamina, I noticed almost immediately clear muscle definition in my ears. I was a little concerned when clumps of fur started to fall out and my whiskers fell off but the gains in muscle far out weighed such trivial side effects Hamster 3 ? Ive been on a cutting cycle for 6 weeks with little success but let me tell you what hamster fuel has done for me. I am now ripped beyond belief, well? I think i'm ripped but can?t see for all this fur. I have booked myself in for a ?fur wax? next week so just wait and see. My hamster lat spread is something to behold so look out Olympia Hamster 4 (also known as harry) - ?I just cant believe all the fuss?I have a life expectancy of 2 years so if you think i?m going to jump on that friggin wheel you have another thing coming. I am more than happy to sit in my sawdust munching sunflower seeds and watch Thelma and Louise working their ass off. I means what?s that wheel all about??where are they friggin going?. And another thing?since you gave them the frigging hamster fuel the wheel has gone up to about 2000 rpm and when it gets to that speed it makes a really annoying squeak. Try listening to that for 24hrs?it?s driving me nuts. It?s not like I can get in the car and go for a game of golf is it? That wheel is a fire hazard giving off some serious friction heat and I aint gonna be here when the whole friggin cage goes up. Hamster 5 and 6 were unavailable for comment after bending the bars of the cage and escaping to freedom, another clear endorsement of this amazing product. The next time you read a supplement Ad in your sports mag think on ? are you the guinea pig? d