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2003/08/26, 04:39 PM
think I will try this some day.......sounds like a winner.....
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> >> ubject: Holiday Inn vs Nursing Home
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> >> Holiday Inn vs. Nursing Home
> >> I just heard on CNN that the average cost for a
> >> Nursing Home per day in the USA is $188!!
> >>
> >> Now, I figure it this way, I can get a real nice
> >> room at the Holiday Inn for around $65... that
> >> leaves $123 for beer, food (room service), laundry,
> >> Elvis collectibles, gratuities and clothes. They
> >> have a swimming pool, some even have a workout room
> >> (therapy), a lounge, cable (recreation), washer
> >> dryer (if I am too impaired, a child or grandchild
> >> can pick up my clothes once a week, or they could
> >> rotate, that way everyone would only have to do it
> >> twice a year). Most have free toothpaste and razors,
> >> but all have free shampoo and soap.
> >>
> >> There may be a bit of a wait to get that first
> >> floor room, but that's all right, it takes months to
> >> get into some Nursing Homes. There is the Senior
> >> bus, the Handicap bus, a Church bus or van, cabs,
> >> alert cabs, and in some cities The Duck! You have
> >> security and if someone sees you drop over, I am
> >> sure they would call an ambulance (if you break your
> >> hip, hopefully the family would be smart enough to
> >> sue). What more could you ask for?!
> >>
> >> With AARP and other Senior discounts, I could be
> >> livin pretty dern nicely.
> >>
> >> So, when I reach that Golden age help me keep my grin,
> >> just check my ole rickety ass into the nearest Holiday Inn!
> >>
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