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Pritchard Posts: 1,212 Joined: 2004/03/02	2004/08/18, 01:04 PM im sure taht all the male members have seen jackass where tehy through balls at their nuts. we play this at work and i was just wondering if it has any adverse side affects, apart from the pain. -------------- I, ROBERT. A.D.F.
t-babe Posts: 441 Joined: 2003/02/20	2004/08/18, 01:06 PM i would have thought the pain would have been enough!
Pritchard Posts: 1,212 Joined: 2004/03/02	2004/08/18, 01:10 PM its funny pain, you wouldnt get it, being a girl and all.:big_smile: -------------- I, ROBERT. A.D.F.
CristalBelle Posts: 1,389 Joined: 2003/06/27	2004/08/18, 01:14 PM I know from my husband, that if you hit your nuts hard enough, they can liquify. He was hit when he was young, and one of his testicles liquified. He was young enough that it healed, but to this day one side is extreemely smaller than the other, and much more sensitive to pain and other feelings.
Pritchard Posts: 1,212 Joined: 2004/03/02	2004/08/18, 01:17 PM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! liquified!!!!!!!!! oh, oh dear, if you dont mind me asking, what happened to him? -------------- I, ROBERT. A.D.F.
	2004/08/18, 01:18 PM It was so hot here this morning I saw a squirrel packing his nuts in ice. Cristal, EEEWWWWW -------------- Waterskis with buffalo Charlie
Pritchard Posts: 1,212 Joined: 2004/03/02	2004/08/18, 01:20 PM i saw a squirrel and a pidgeon fight over some bread -------------- I, ROBERT. A.D.F.
t-babe Posts: 441 Joined: 2003/02/20	2004/08/18, 01:26 PM well if it's anything like getting hit by a ball in the boobs it ain't a funny pain at all! liquifying testicles - man oh man it's an education here
CristalBelle Posts: 1,389 Joined: 2003/06/27	2004/08/18, 01:26 PM He was about 5, and one of his friends thought it would be funny to kick him in the nuts as hard as he could. He said it immediately turned purple, and after a few hours just got softer and softer to the point you couldn't feel an actual "nut". Why kids think of these things, I will never know..but I would honestly advise against the whole throwing balls at each others berries just for fun. :)
	2004/08/18, 01:30 PM Uncle Cristal, Uncle. I give... no more please.:surprised: -------------- Waterskis with buffalo Charlie
CristalBelle Posts: 1,389 Joined: 2003/06/27	2004/08/18, 01:52 PM Lol..Ok Charlie I'll stop, but just cause you asked nicely. :)
jonathanweaver Posts: 576 Joined: 2004/06/14	2004/08/18, 01:57 PM t-babe - Is it funny when kids poke boobs with their fingers? I saw a kid do that at the store the other day. He just reached up and poked his mom in the boob. All I could do was to think, "Damn! I wish I could get away with doing that!" :laugh::laugh::laugh: ============ Quoting from t-babe: well if it's anything like getting hit by a ball in the boobs it ain't a funny pain at all! ============= -------------- I will never grow up, just old. Jonathan
bobosensei Posts: 194 Joined: 2004/06/15	2004/08/18, 02:02 PM When I was little I liked to go through the bra section of stores and poke the cups of the padded bras so that they all looked deformed. Don't know why I liked it. I had a boob fascination I guess. Then I grew a set of D cups and didn't need to poke anything else. and jonathanweaver, you probably could get away with poking your mom in the boob just like that kid :)
t-babe Posts: 441 Joined: 2003/02/20	2004/08/18, 02:05 PM Only if their under 16!
dfly411 Posts: 1,352 Joined: 2004/03/04	2004/08/18, 02:07 PM ok, so I just discovered that my childhood was boring.:surprised:
	2004/08/18, 02:08 PM Ok Crystal back at ya. I was thinking of the Darwin awards thanks to a genious on another post today. I went to the site and looked this up so I could get the quote right. Based on a bet by the other members of his threesome, Everitt Sanchez tried to wash his own "balls" in a ball washer at the local golf course. Proving once again that beer and testosterone are a bad mix, Sanchez managed to straddle the ball washer and dangle his scrotum in the machine. Much to his dismay, one of his buddies upped the ante by spinning the crank on the machine with Sanchez's scrotum in place, thus wedging them solidly in the mechanism. Sanchez, who immediately passed his threshold of pain, collapsed and tumbled from his perch. Unfortunately for Sanchez, the height of the ball washer was more than a foot higher off the ground than his testicles are in a normal stance, and the scrotum was the weakest link. Sanchez's scrotum was ripped open during the fall, and one testicle was plucked from him forever and remained in the ball washer, while the other testicle was compressed and flattened as it was pulled between the housing of the washer, and the rotating machinery inside. To add insult to injury, Sanchez broke a new $300.00 driver that he had just purchased from the pro shop, and was using to balance himself. Sanchez was rushed to the hospital for surgery, and the remaining threesome were asked to leave the course. This one won the 2003 number 1 award. -------------- Waterskis with buffalo Charlie
t-babe Posts: 441 Joined: 2003/02/20	2004/08/18, 02:08 PM For another 100 bucks I'm sure I could help you through your pain :big_smile:
CristalBelle Posts: 1,389 Joined: 2003/06/27	2004/08/18, 02:20 PM Charlie, that is just WRONG!!
jonathanweaver Posts: 576 Joined: 2004/06/14	2004/08/18, 02:27 PM ============ Quoting from bobosensei: and jonathanweaver, you probably could get away with poking your mom in the boob just like that kid :) ============= Nice... I should have caught that before I hit post. Ok. You got me. :angry::cool: -------------- I will never grow up, just old. Jonathan
jonathanweaver Posts: 576 Joined: 2004/06/14	2004/08/18, 02:29 PM Did I miss something? Another $100?!? I must reread the entire thread now looking for the first $100. Crap! :big_smile::laugh::surprised: ============ Quoting from t-babe: For another 100 bucks I'm sure I could help you through your pain :big_smile: ============= -------------- I will never grow up, just old. Jonathan
Pritchard Posts: 1,212 Joined: 2004/03/02	2004/08/18, 03:11 PM note to self: do not wash testicles in golf ball washer. -------------- I, ROBERT. A.D.F.
Woodie Posts: 148 Joined: 2004/04/28	2004/08/18, 04:22 PM If you need a note you need someone to hold your leash. There is a guy at work who says that as a kid he jumped a barbed wire fence while wearing short pants. When he came to one of his testicles was hanging from the fence. It hurts just to think about it. -------------- I will get to it as soon as I am done lifting.
fsdsk Posts: 959 Joined: 2003/11/30	2004/08/18, 07:42 PM Why Why Why are we posting these things?
arondaballer Posts: 1,054 Joined: 2003/06/14	2004/08/18, 09:09 PM We used to play nutball in gym class last year haha. We played it different though. You stand up and bounce it, but kind of a lob bounce, not hard. It was quite hilarious -------------- I firmly believe that any man's finest hour, the greatest fulfillment of all that he holds dear, is the moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle-victorious. --Vince Lombardi "Decide what you want, decide what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work." H. L. Hunt
Pritchard Posts: 1,212 Joined: 2004/03/02	2004/08/19, 09:29 AM thats what we do, you can get a bigger variety of shots standing, plus the floor is dirty cos im too busy playing nut ball to sweep up. we've moved from solid rubber dog ball to golf ball. -------------- I, ROBERT. A.D.F.
dfly411 Posts: 1,352 Joined: 2004/03/04	2004/08/19, 10:38 AM I think I would enjoy watching this sporting event. However, might I suggest wearing a cup if you insist upon this painful attempt to entertain yoursleves?
Pritchard Posts: 1,212 Joined: 2004/03/02	2004/08/19, 05:22 PM a cup would defeat the object although we found one once and played a violent game of swing ball using the cup as the bat whilst wearing it. i work in an auctioneers you see, so we do house clearances, i got a 1956 vintage valve amp for £8 cos noone else knew what it was (thats a bargain by the way cos the are hundreds of £s), i also found a 1986 t-shirt still in the packing which has found its way into my cycle of clothing... retro dude. -------------- dooby doo doo A.D.F.
Carivan Posts: 8,542 Joined: 2002/01/20	2004/08/19, 05:26 PM Ouch..it hurts just reading this stuff! No comment! -------------- "A will finds a way, failure is not an option" Ivan carivan@freetrainers.com Montreal Canada
Pritchard Posts: 1,212 Joined: 2004/03/02	2004/08/21, 10:40 AM we invented down hill hands free wheel chair racing this morning, just thought id let you know. -------------- dooby doo doo A.D.F.
arondaballer Posts: 1,054 Joined: 2003/06/14	2004/08/21, 03:05 PM haha, I think Jackass does it with shopping carts -------------- I firmly believe that any man's finest hour, the greatest fulfillment of all that he holds dear, is the moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle-victorious. --Vince Lombardi "Decide what you want, decide what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work." H. L. Hunt
Pritchard Posts: 1,212 Joined: 2004/03/02	2004/08/21, 03:12 PM but you get some serious speed on a wheel chair, and the official downhill hands-free wheel chair racing rule book says your not allowed to touch the wheels with your hands to stop. -------------- dooby doo doo A.D.F.
fsdsk Posts: 959 Joined: 2003/11/30	2004/08/22, 01:47 PM Pritchard - I hope your not thinking this was me in disguise :big_smile: People like this I do really dislike -------------- I hate stupid people
arondaballer Posts: 1,054 Joined: 2003/06/14	2004/08/22, 02:48 PM meiam, it's a male forum. There are powerlifting forums and Bodybuilding forums. The moderators know what's inappropriate and this is not. if pritchard wants to talk about it, he can. It seemed to me that this got some pretty good response, and you're the only one bein a jackass about it. -------------- I firmly believe that any man's finest hour, the greatest fulfillment of all that he holds dear, is the moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle-victorious. --Vince Lombardi "Decide what you want, decide what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work." H. L. Hunt
Pritchard Posts: 1,212 Joined: 2004/03/02	2004/08/22, 03:16 PM i only started the topic to get the answer to the question 'will i do any damage to my testicles?' and i learnt that they may liquify, and i also learnt that i should only manually wash my testicles, and not use a golf ball washer because it will castrate me. -------------- but i was right.... A.D.F.
Pritchard Posts: 1,212 Joined: 2004/03/02	2004/08/22, 03:17 PM Message deleted by moderator due to unsuitable content for this board.
yadmit Posts: 4,670 Joined: 2003/10/05	2004/08/22, 05:07 PM shrinkage... that's all I can think right now... t -------------- Tim I count him braver who overcomes his desires than him who conquers his enemies, for the hardest victory is over self. - Aristotle You have the power to change a life right in your own hands. - Paul Brandt
big_goof Posts: 31 Joined: 2004/08/17	2004/08/22, 05:14 PM While we are on the subject of subject torture to each other's testicles, I though you might enjoy this: A man is out in the Chinese wilderness and he's hopelessly lost. It's been nearly three weeks since he's eaten anything besides what he could forage and he's been reduced to sleeping in caves and under trees. One afternoon he comes upon an old mansion in the woods. It has vines covering most of it and the man can't see any other buildings in the area. However, he sees smoke coming out of the chimney implying someone is home. He knocks on the door and an old man answers, with a beard almost down to the ground. The old man squints his eyes and says "What do you want?" The man says "I've been lost for the past three weeks and haven't had a decent meal or sleep since that time. I would be most gracious if I could have a meal and sleep in your house for tonight." The old Chinese man says "I'll let you come in on one condition: You cannot mess around with my granddaughter." The man, exhausted and hungry readily agrees, saying "I promise I won't cause you any trouble. I'll be on my way tomorrow morning." The old Chinese man counters "Ok, but if I do catch you then I'll give you the three worst Chinese torture test ever known to man." "Ok, Ok" the man said as he entered the old house. Besides, he thought to himself, what kind of woman would live out in the wilderness all her life? Well, that night, when the man came down to eat (after showering), he saw how beautiful the granddaughter was. She was an absolute pearl, and while he had only been lost three weeks, it had been many, many months without companionship. And the girl had only seen the occasional monk besides her grandfather and well, they both couldn't keep their eyes off each other throughout the meal. That night, the man sneaked into the girls' bedroom and they had quite a time, but had kept the noise down to a minimum. The man crept back to his room later that night thinking to himself, "Any three tortures tests would be worth it after that experience." Well, the next morning the man woke to a heavy weight on his chest. He opened his eyes and there was this hug rock on his chest. On the rock was a sign saying "1st Chinese torture Test: 100lb rock on your chest". "What a lame torture test" the man thought to himself as he got up and walked over to the window. He opened the shutter and threw the rock out. On the backside of the rock is another sign saying "2nd worst Chinese torture test: Rock tied to right testicle". The man, seeing the rock was too far out the window to be grabbed, jumps out of the window after the rock. Outside the window is a third sign saying "3rd worst Chinese torture test: Left testicle tied to bedpost".
fsdsk Posts: 959 Joined: 2003/11/30	2004/08/22, 05:28 PM oops meiam, I mean't the below average is 5-6 inches. Looks like you come up short :laugh:
spenco Posts: 76 Joined: 2003/07/24	2004/08/23, 02:04 AM Thats a good one big_goof.
Pritchard Posts: 1,212 Joined: 2004/03/02	2004/08/23, 05:57 AM enough of the testicles being ripped off already. -------------- but i was right.... A.D.F.
firemansam Posts: 147 Joined: 2004/08/20	2004/09/02, 04:31 AM ive blacked out playing nutball before my nuts are having sympathy pains from this whole thread
Pritchard Posts: 1,212 Joined: 2004/03/02	2004/09/02, 05:05 AM i wouldnt play til i passed out, you must be playing extreme nutball. -------------- guns dont kill people, rappers do call the police, woo woo woo. stay dumb, you know it makes no sense. This site is best viewed on a monitor connected to a computer. A.D.F.
firemansam Posts: 147 Joined: 2004/08/20	2004/09/02, 08:20 AM i guess we were playing stand up and throw as hard as you can with tennis balls
Prtydude Posts: 4 Joined: 2004/10/13	2004/10/13, 10:00 AM nutball is a big deal where i am from.. we play all the time and sometimes for money at 50 dollars (american) a game.... how hardcore do you guys get when you play? we are trying to make it more hardcore than just a tennis ball... cool to be here mike
hecdarec Posts: 2,457 Joined: 2003/12/16	2004/10/13, 10:04 AM I think you guys are all idiots. -------------- I have a bowel movement every morning at 9:00am sharp.
jonathanweaver Posts: 576 Joined: 2004/06/14	2004/10/13, 10:44 AM You guys should try golf balls. Or, go to the local thrift store and purchase an old bowling ball. Those would make for a great game of nut ball. You aren't on government health insurance, are you? Hec - Ecourage this. Maybe it will remove them from the gene pool. -------------- I will never grow up, just old. Duct tape is like The Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together. - Carl Zwanzig Jonathan
asimmer Posts: 8,201 Joined: 2003/01/07	2004/10/13, 03:44 PM why not jsut hit each other with baseball bats??? Darwinism will win out in the end....
rev8ball Posts: 3,081 Joined: 2001/12/27	2004/10/13, 06:25 PM And the winner of this year's Darwin Award.... -------------- Michael Trample the weak; hurdle the dead! Chaos, Panic, Disorder.... Yes, my work here is done! rev8ball@freetrainers.com
Prtydude Posts: 4 Joined: 2004/10/13	2004/10/13, 09:41 PM What do you mean government helath insurance?!?!?! dude if the government provided health insurance it would probably suck and we would all be dead!!! lol I never heard of anything like that!
asimmer Posts: 8,201 Joined: 2003/01/07	2004/10/13, 09:56 PM What??? Granted it isn't the best program, but many countries have government health programs. I can't figure out where that even came up in the post, must have missed something. ============ Quoting from prtydude: What do you mean government helath insurance?!?!?! dude if the government provided health insurance it would probably suck and we would all be dead!!! lol I never heard of anything like that! ============= -------------- \"The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes but in having new eyes.\" Marcel Proust

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