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	2006/11/20, 04:12 PM An old woman came into her doctor's office and confessed to an embarrassing problem. "I fart all the time, Doctor Johnson, but they're soundless, and they have no odour. In fact, since I've been here, I've farted no less than twenty times. What can I do?" "Here's a prescription, Mrs. Harris. Take these pills three times a day for seven days and come back and see me in a week." Next week an upset Mrs. Harris marched into Dr. Johnson's office. "Doctor, I don't know what was in those pills, but the problem is worse! I'm farting just as much, but now they smell terrible! What do you have to say for yourself?" "Calm down, Mrs. Harris," said the doctor soothingly. "Now that we've fixed your sinuses, we'll work on your hearing!!!" -------------- Sometimes life is like herding cats. Charlie

CristalBelle Posts: 1,389 Joined: 2003/06/27	2006/11/20, 04:28 PM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ATIGER Posts: 992 Joined: 2003/02/26	2006/11/20, 04:30 PM Thanks, i enjoyed that one
KC_72 Posts: 3,249 Joined: 2006/05/19	2006/11/20, 04:33 PM :big_smile:....cute Charlie....When I was little we used to take my great grandmother shopping and she would always let out these loud farts...my mom would always tell her to knock off,and she'd say what...know one can hear me...she was almost deaf at 88.
flyonthewall Posts: 1,823 Joined: 2005/01/18	2006/11/20, 04:35 PM :laugh::laugh:
MannyMaster Posts: 515 Joined: 2006/02/01	2006/11/20, 05:03 PM :laugh: That was awesome, I needed that....:big_smile: -------------- A failure establishes only this, that our determination to succeed was not strong enough. - Christian Nestell Bovee
	2006/11/20, 05:05 PM lol charlie.
SFGiantsMVP Posts: 1,533 Joined: 2005/12/04	2006/11/20, 08:42 PM :big_smile:
gangstershoes Posts: 641 Joined: 2005/05/27	2006/11/21, 09:05 AM good one charlie....