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Pensfan Posts: 484 Joined: 2008/03/14	2008/07/13, 01:45 AM ok if i go up to a girl and ask her this what might she say? "so is your name as pretty as your face" well ladies what would you say? i got a lot of less suitable ones but the moderators would have a field day deleting them but im serious about this one. Anybody? thats why i love this site you can ask just about anything. figured id post it here seems like this is where the most traffic is.

Pensfan Posts: 484 Joined: 2008/03/14	2008/07/13, 01:50 AM ook heres one Do you mind if I hang out here until its safe back where I farted.
Pensfan Posts: 484 Joined: 2008/03/14	2008/07/13, 01:54 AM Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
Carivan Posts: 8,542 Joined: 2002/01/20	2008/07/13, 06:30 PM Whats the point of these posts? If you said that to a lady while I was with you, I'd blast you! -------------- Patience, persistence and perspiration make an unbeatable combination for success. Ivan (GO HABS GO!) Montreal Canada (City of Festivals)
Pensfan Posts: 484 Joined: 2008/03/14	2008/07/14, 12:16 AM two and three are jokes. decided to throw in a half way serious one. i thought they were kind of funny so i guess the point is humor.
Carivan Posts: 8,542 Joined: 2002/01/20	2008/07/14, 03:33 PM Ok, just wanted you to clarify as some ladies might get insulted. -------------- Patience, persistence and perspiration make an unbeatable combination for success. Ivan (GO HABS GO!) Montreal Canada (City of Festivals)
hesterf Posts: 25 Joined: 2008/06/12	2008/07/15, 12:45 AM I'm not insulted. Although I hate to be the one breaking it to you: Pick up lines don't work. It's cheesy. But if you honestly don't want to let go then the only advise I can give you is - make it funny.
Pensfan Posts: 484 Joined: 2008/03/14	2008/07/15, 02:02 AM i know they dont work all you have to do is say one out loud and you can tell that they sound stupid. say the first one out loud and you can tell. i just wanted to make sure.
wrestler125 Posts: 4,619 Joined: 2004/01/27	2008/07/15, 09:29 AM What do you do then when they look up, smile, and say "My name iz Mildred"
ecle5c Posts: 1,312 Joined: 2003/07/10	2008/07/15, 09:50 AM They're dumb, but if you say it like it is a joke then maybe the girl will laugh and there you go...instant conversation starter.
Pensfan Posts: 484 Joined: 2008/03/14	2008/07/16, 02:37 AM hey do you mind if I hang out here until its safe back where I farted by the way my names mildred whats yours.
kimergirl Posts: 3 Joined: 2008/07/16	2008/07/17, 09:28 AM OK there are dumb pick up lines but they can be instant conversation starters for sure just hope the lady has a good sence of humor.
wrestler125 Posts: 4,619 Joined: 2004/01/27	2008/07/17, 11:24 AM ============ Quoting from kimergirl: just hope the lady has a good sence of humor. ============= Why would he be interested in a girl that doesn't have a good sense of humor? Maybe it's just me, but this is one of the most important things to look for in someone I'd be spending a large amount of time with. -------------- SQUAT MORE ~Jesse Marunde Blood Guts Sweat Chalk
Pensfan Posts: 484 Joined: 2008/03/14	2008/07/17, 11:45 AM kimbergirl is just saying that as long as they don't take it as an insult. some girls might not like to hear that their eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
wrestler125 Posts: 4,619 Joined: 2004/01/27	2008/07/17, 12:22 PM Dude, you use one of those blue toilet mints too!!! I love that thing!
mr.sniffers Posts: 17 Joined: 2008/06/25	2008/07/22, 02:29 AM dude those things are awesome. dude i love pickup lines they just don't work very often
returnofplex Posts: 801 Joined: 2007/10/26	2008/07/25, 08:44 PM "Are those your eyes, or did some one take two shining stars,...and jam em' in your face?" yes I stole that from Greg Hahn.
Ravenbeauty Posts: 3,755 Joined: 2002/09/24	2008/07/28, 10:29 AM In my case, I would say, well Yes, yes it is thank you very much....lol -------------- Bettia Life is all about timing... the unreachable becomes reachable, the unavailable become available, the unattainable... attainable. Have the patience, wait it out It is all about timing. -Stacey Chapman
Ravenbeauty Posts: 3,755 Joined: 2002/09/24	2008/07/28, 10:33 AM also my answer above was referring to the first one. I have to admit, I am a sucker for pick up lines, just to hear them. They are funny as hell and a great conversation starter... Any man who can make me laugh is a definite plus in my book and I am a dork when it comes to geeky lines and comedies like that. -------------- Bettia Life is all about timing... the unreachable becomes reachable, the unavailable become available, the unattainable... attainable. Have the patience, wait it out It is all about timing. -Stacey Chapman