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Places Elk hide....

asimmer
asimmer
Posts: 8,201
Joined: 2003/01/07
United States
2004/12/17, 03:44 PM
Okay, so. My new puppy is a Norwegian Elkhound. He is bred to find elk and keep them at bay, barking the whole time.

So far I am pretty sure that my rockbed out back is elk-infested.

The crack in the sofa, under the back of the cushions is apparently elk-infested.

My daylily bed must have been harboring elk, before he demolished it to flush them out.

If you don't check often, elk may hide in shoes and in closed closets.

Cowboy hats are apparently a common elk disguise - distrust them and bark at them whether someone is wearing them or they are just sitting on the counter.


Oh, and Petsmart - there are elk lurking in every aisle - he can smell them!


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tenorsaxmandave
tenorsaxmandave
Posts: 538
Joined: 2003/01/23
United States
2004/12/17, 03:46 PM
Pesky Elk! That pup's a keeper!

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