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All Else Lounge
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fryer91
fryer91
Posts: 441
Joined: 2003/09/29
United States
2004/11/18, 09:13 AM
An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas
>and says, "Seven Points."
>His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?"
>The old man replied, "It's fart football."
>A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says "Touchdown, tie score."
>After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, "Aha. I'm
>ahead 14 to 7"
>Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, "Touchdown, tie
>score."
>Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, "Field goal,
>I lead 17 to 14." Now the pressure is on the old man.
>He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard. Since defeat
>is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally
>shits in the bed.
>The wife says, "What the hell was that?"
>The old man says, "Half time, switch sides."
Vedakathryn
Vedakathryn
Posts: 1,585
Joined: 2004/05/28
United States
2004/11/18, 11:05 AM
eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww!:laugh:

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t-babe
t-babe
Posts: 441
Joined: 2003/02/20
United Kingdom
2004/11/18, 11:28 AM
Gross but funny.
Pritchard
Pritchard
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Joined: 2004/03/02
United Kingdom
2004/11/18, 03:31 PM
based on a true story?

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