2006/01/13, 09:52 AM
TOP 10 THINGS TO PONDER:
Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9 - Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich!
Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky.....
not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
Number 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2005 :
We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration
-------------- Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there.
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2006/01/13, 10:29 AM
very good stuff fotw.
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2006/01/13, 11:51 AM
I am number 5! Read this a long time ago, and thought, yeah, that is what I want them to say about me when I die.
What did he die from? We don't know, he just gave out!
-------------- Strength and Honor!
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2006/01/13, 02:13 PM
i am number 8:laugh::laugh::laugh:
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2006/01/13, 03:47 PM
So Nyxtikal, what are you saying...you need a sandwich:laugh:
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2006/01/14, 04:27 AM
LOL@7 ...so true....
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2006/01/14, 08:52 PM
ahhhh... slinky people....
-------------- Pain is only temporary, it is in your mind. If you can still walk, then you can still run.
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Quoting from 7707mutt:
The squat cage is holy ground.
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2006/01/17, 07:50 AM
Good stuff fly.:big_smile:
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2006/01/17, 09:55 AM
Great read, thanks!
-------------- Veda
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. Herm Albright (1876 - 1944)
Just live life and enjoy it!
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2006/01/17, 02:59 PM
Another one - if you let someone borrow $20 and never see them again.....it was worth it
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