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Quotes for all occasions

agamble Posts: 1,029 Joined: 2003/09/22	2004/03/03, 02:33 PM I see alot of quotes in people's posts. What are some favorites. If not favorite, maybe humorous. For example- Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky finger- Confucious
fsdsk Posts: 959 Joined: 2003/11/30	2004/03/03, 03:24 PM Man who fights wife all day gets no piece at night.
ATIGER Posts: 992 Joined: 2003/02/26	2004/03/03, 03:26 PM Time just fades the pages in our book of memories - GNR The difference between a pat on the back and a kick in the butt is only about 2 ft - ??? Just because you're winning, don't mean you're the lucky one - GNR
7707mutt Posts: 7,686 Joined: 2002/06/18	2004/03/03, 03:30 PM "when in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout" Robert Anson Heinlien.:big_smile: -------------- LIFT HEAVY! BECOME STRONG, LIKE BULL! 7707mutt@freetrainers.com
ATIGER Posts: 992 Joined: 2003/02/26	2004/03/03, 03:31 PM Sometimes a really good run is better than a really bad stand
fryer91 Posts: 441 Joined: 2003/09/29	2004/03/03, 03:45 PM Confucious say; man who cut fart in church, sit on own pew.
agamble Posts: 1,029 Joined: 2003/09/22	2004/03/03, 03:46 PM Life is like a shit sandwich. The more bread you got, the less shit you have to eat.
	2004/03/03, 03:48 PM Never give yourself a haircut without a mirror. -------------- Some times life is like herding cats. Charlie
fryer91 Posts: 441 Joined: 2003/09/29	2004/03/03, 03:52 PM Settle down, that's his umbilical cord.
	2004/03/03, 03:53 PM As we slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point the wrong way. :angry: -------------- Some times life is like herding cats. Charlie
	2004/03/03, 03:58 PM This is a toast but it goes over well at weddings if you pause right before rhe last phrase. Here's a toast to the bee that stung the bull that set the bull to buckin', Here's a toast to Adam and Eve, that set the world to...... eatin' apples. :cool: -------------- Some times life is like herding cats. Charlie
hecdarec Posts: 2,457 Joined: 2003/12/16	2004/03/03, 04:03 PM Retreat hell! We just got here. Capt Lloyd S. Williams USMC Belleau Wood 1918 -------------- Hecdarec in full effect.
fsdsk Posts: 959 Joined: 2003/11/30	2004/03/03, 04:32 PM Unless you're the lead dog, the view never changes (oldie but goodie)
	2004/03/03, 04:53 PM " Custer was a pussy" Sam Eliot in We Were Woldiers.:cool: -------------- Some times life is like herding cats. Charlie
fryer91 Posts: 441 Joined: 2003/09/29	2004/03/03, 05:30 PM Hug your kids at home, belt them in the car.
	2004/03/03, 07:03 PM {not FT] If assholes were airplanes this place would be an airport. -------------- Some times life is like herding cats. Charlie
mmaibohm Posts: 1,621 Joined: 2003/09/30	2004/03/03, 07:32 PM man who lies down with dogs gets fleas. -------------- I am that which must be feared, worshipped and adored. The world is mine now and forever.No one holds command over me. No man. No god.
agamble Posts: 1,029 Joined: 2003/09/22	2004/03/03, 10:02 PM The early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Julisa Posts: 87 Joined: 2004/01/27	2004/03/03, 10:08 PM The rooster may crow......but the hen delivers the goods!
goodoldtex Posts: 564 Joined: 2004/01/25	2004/03/03, 10:13 PM Life is like a jar of jalapenos. What you have today may burn your ass tomorrow.
mmaibohm Posts: 1,621 Joined: 2003/09/30	2004/03/03, 10:16 PM the toes you step on today might be connected to the a@# you have to kiss tomorrow -------------- I am that which must be feared, worshipped and adored. The world is mine now and forever.No one holds command over me. No man. No god. I am a beast and that is enough.
dfly411 Posts: 1,352 Joined: 2004/03/04	2004/03/04, 07:22 AM Don't bother just to be better than your contemporaries or predecessors. Try to be better than yourself. Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up. ~Robert Frost~
fsdsk Posts: 959 Joined: 2003/11/30	2004/03/04, 08:27 AM Man with holes in pockets feels cocky all day.
csferrie Posts: 102 Joined: 2003/11/02	2004/03/04, 10:29 AM Never pet a burning dog.
azredhead57 Posts: 1,651 Joined: 2003/04/11	2004/03/04, 11:48 AM :big_smile: Smile, it increases your face value. In life, pain is inevitable but misery is optional. :love: Love may not make the world go round, but it makes the ride worthwhile. 7 days without prayer makes one weak. -------------- ~Victoria~ ...Do not be discouraged; everyone who got where he is, started where he was.--anon ...There are no shortcuts to any place worth going.--Beverly Sills
jplatz Posts: 196 Joined: 2002/10/08	2004/03/04, 12:35 PM Man who stand on toilet, high on pot. Confucious -------------- Pain is but a threshold to greater strength.
yadmit Posts: 4,670 Joined: 2003/10/05	2004/03/04, 12:49 PM "I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubblegum." Rowdy Roddy Piper in "They Live" t -------------- Tim "I count him braver who overcomes his desires than him who conquers his enemies, for the hardest victory is over self." Aristotle TimDay@freetrainers.com
big_j_scf Posts: 308 Joined: 2003/11/08	2004/03/05, 04:29 PM "do you know what its like...to fall...in the mud, and get kicked...in the head...with an iron boot?...Of course you don't...know one does, that never happens." -Airplane!
asimmer Posts: 8,201 Joined: 2003/01/07	2004/08/23, 09:21 AM The YMCA had t-shirts that said "7 days without exercise makes one weak" I like that. Another good t-shirt I saw at the gym - "One by one, penguins stole my sanity" I don't get it, but I like the mental image.... ============ Quoting from azredhead57: :big_smile: Smile, it increases your face value. In life, pain is inevitable but misery is optional. :love: Love may not make the world go round, but it makes the ride worthwhile. 7 days without prayer makes one weak. ============= -------------- "Achieving worthwhile goals requires a consistent investment of time and effort on your part....The rewards you receive will be in direct proportion to the consistent effort you put forth." Brian Johnston, The Power of The Champions
livers20 Posts: 220 Joined: 2004/05/13	2004/08/23, 02:01 PM Man who makes love in open field gets piece on earth -------------- Dont Expect Results, Earn Them! Lance