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redhead joke?

	2007/05/07, 12:32 PM A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it. "Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me." The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left breast and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream. The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you? "Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde." "I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken." -------------- Message deleted by moderator due to unsuitable content for this board. Charlie

7707mutt Posts: 7,686 Joined: 2002/06/18	2007/05/07, 12:33 PM NICE:big_smile: -------------- Curl Jockeys, get outta the squat rack! I wish everyone would get a partial amnesia and never use 'tone' ever again. (thanks Menance) 7707mutt@freetrainers.com
Ravenbeauty Posts: 3,755 Joined: 2002/09/24	2007/05/07, 01:01 PM LMAO!!! That was hilarious, thanks Charlie. :) -------------- Bettia "Minds are like parachutes; they work best when open." - Lord Thomas Dewar
Pritchard Posts: 1,212 Joined: 2004/03/02	2007/05/07, 03:11 PM i are blonde. -------------- with your hands round my neck at least i get to touch you
conan_0822 Posts: 441 Joined: 2006/11/23	2007/05/07, 04:36 PM That was good Charlie!!
jonshez Posts: 273 Joined: 2007/01/14	2007/05/07, 07:03 PM My favourite blonde joke (by the way I have nothing against blondes, it just made me laugh) A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?" In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something." Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?" The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
Ravenbeauty Posts: 3,755 Joined: 2002/09/24	2007/05/08, 02:26 AM lol, you told me that one Jon! Pretty funny for an english chap. :) -------------- Bettia "Minds are like parachutes; they work best when open." - Lord Thomas Dewar
Reddy Posts: 597 Joined: 2003/09/11	2007/05/09, 02:48 PM pouts ok so where is a real red-head joke??:cool: -------------- Reddy All people smile in the same language
Vedakathryn Posts: 1,585 Joined: 2004/05/28	2007/05/09, 03:44 PM Thanks for the laughs!!:big_smile::big_smile::laugh::laugh: -------------- Veda It is more important to know where you are going than to get there quickly. - Mabel Newcomber Patience, persistence and perspiration make an unbeatable combination for success. - Napoleon Hill
k-ok Posts: 163 Joined: 2007/02/24	2007/05/12, 01:03 PM I heard this one yesterday...How many psychiatrists to it take to change a light bulb?
k-ok Posts: 163 Joined: 2007/02/24	2007/05/12, 01:04 PM Answer: One, but first, it's got to want to change.:)
Ravenbeauty Posts: 3,755 Joined: 2002/09/24	2007/05/12, 06:48 PM ha ha, ha ha ha ha, ha ha...hmmm:surprised: Just joking..lol -------------- Bettia "Minds are like parachutes; they work best when open." - Lord Thomas Dewar
Ravenbeauty Posts: 3,755 Joined: 2002/09/24	2007/05/14, 11:47 AM MAKING A BABY... The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, "Well, I'm off now. The man should be here soon." Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. Good morning, Ma'am", he said, "I've come to...''Oh, no need to explain, " Mrs. Smith cut in, embarrassed, "I've been expecting you." "Have you really?" said the photographer. "Well, that's good. Did you know babies are my specialty?" "Well that's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat." After a moment she asked, blushing, "Well, where do we start?" "Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch, and perhaps a couple on the bed. And sometimes the living room floor is fun. You can really spread out there." "Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work out for Harry and me!" "Well, Ma'am, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But if we try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven angles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results." "My, that's a lot!" gasped Mrs. Smith. "Ma'am, in my line of work a man has to take his time. I'd love to be in and out in five minutes, but I'm sure you'd be disappointed with that." "Don't I know it," said Mrs. Smith quietly. The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his baby pictures. "This was done on the top of a bus," he said. "Oh my God!" Mrs . Smith exclaimed, grasping at her throat. "And these twins turned out exceptionally well - when you consider their mother was so difficult to work with." "She was difficult?" asked Mrs. Smith. "Yes, I'm afraid so, I finally had to take her to the park to get the job done right. People were crowding around four and five deep to get a good look." "Four and five deep?" said Mrs. Smith, her eyes wide amazement. "Yes", the photographer replied. "And for more than three hours, too. The mother was constantly squealing and yelling - I could hardly concentrate, and when darkness approached I had to rush my shots. Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just had to pack it all in." Mrs. Smith leaned forward. "Do you mean they actually chewed on your, uh...equipment?" "It's true, Ma'am, yes.. Well, if you're ready, I'll set-up my tripod and we can get to work right away." "Tripod?" "Oh yes, Ma'am. I need to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much too big to be held in the hand very long." Mrs . Smith fainted......... -------------- Bettia "Minds are like parachutes; they work best when open." - Lord Thomas Dewar
k-ok Posts: 163 Joined: 2007/02/24	2007/05/18, 03:09 PM Very funny indeed!:big_smile::laugh::big_smile::laugh::big_smile::laugh::big_smile::laugh::big_smile:
iswim2much18 Posts: 1 Joined: 2007/06/02	2007/06/02, 12:36 PM lol that was awesome! :)