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howdiekat Posts: 1,345 Joined: 2003/05/22	2005/01/31, 11:27 PM ...broke the lock on my car door and stole my stereo and all my favorite cds, including the one i just bought saturday. needless to say, i am pissed. -------------- if you get me started on quentin tarantino films, chances are you won't be able to shut me up. excuses are really good for making you fat. margarine is a liar who announces, "i am butter!"
Anni313 Posts: 1,790 Joined: 2004/03/04	2005/01/31, 11:29 PM Howdie I'm so sorry! Living in the big city is full of dangers. -------------- Anni ******* Laissez les bon temps roulez!
howdiekat Posts: 1,345 Joined: 2003/05/22	2005/01/31, 11:35 PM it's a good thing i didn't happen upon them doing it. i carry 2 guns...::insert groan here:: -------------- if you get me started on quentin tarantino films, chances are you won't be able to shut me up. excuses are really good for making you fat. margarine is a liar who announces, "i am butter!"
Anni313 Posts: 1,790 Joined: 2004/03/04	2005/01/31, 11:37 PM Standby Howdie, I'm getting Dfly! -------------- Anni ******* Laissez les bon temps roulez!
dfly411 Posts: 1,352 Joined: 2004/03/04	2005/01/31, 11:38 PM Which way did the little shits go? -------------- I can promise you that there is more to me than meets the eye..... (a tight pair of Levis hides alot)
howdiekat Posts: 1,345 Joined: 2003/05/22	2005/01/31, 11:39 PM i don't know, but i need a new car door now. in the mean time, the likelihood of my car getting stolen before i can trade it in are quite high. -------------- if you get me started on quentin tarantino films, chances are you won't be able to shut me up. excuses are really good for making you fat. margarine is a liar who announces, "i am butter!"
dfly411 Posts: 1,352 Joined: 2004/03/04	2005/01/31, 11:40 PM Poop on the seat every time you get out of the car. Leave a little on the door handle too. -------------- I can promise you that there is more to me than meets the eye..... (a tight pair of Levis hides alot)
Anni313 Posts: 1,790 Joined: 2004/03/04	2005/01/31, 11:41 PM Howdie, you must move to my corn field where you will be safe from excitement of any kind. -------------- Anni ******* Laissez les bon temps roulez!
dfly411 Posts: 1,352 Joined: 2004/03/04	2005/01/31, 11:42 PM Or you can move here...as long as there is snow in the forcast, you won't have to worry about needing a car. Unless, of course, you can't run 6mph. -------------- I can promise you that there is more to me than meets the eye..... (a tight pair of Levis hides alot)
howdiekat Posts: 1,345 Joined: 2003/05/22	2005/01/31, 11:42 PM no stereo stealing bastards in your cornfield i take it. the poop is a good idea. i'm the only person who drives my car so i don't think i'd mind it if it was helping me retain possession of it. -------------- if you get me started on quentin tarantino films, chances are you won't be able to shut me up. excuses are really good for making you fat. margarine is a liar who announces, "i am butter!"
Anni313 Posts: 1,790 Joined: 2004/03/04	2005/01/31, 11:42 PM What about some of that rubber vomit stuff? -------------- Anni ******* Laissez les bon temps roulez!
howdiekat Posts: 1,345 Joined: 2003/05/22	2005/01/31, 11:44 PM haha, i'm pretty sure i can do the 6mph pace. now i need an ipod so that i have music while i'm running. i certainly don't have any music while i'm driving. AND to make things worse they took every one of my radiohead cds and my new ani difranco cds. they might as well have taken my musical soul. -------------- if you get me started on quentin tarantino films, chances are you won't be able to shut me up. excuses are really good for making you fat. margarine is a liar who announces, "i am butter!"
howdiekat Posts: 1,345 Joined: 2003/05/22	2005/01/31, 11:44 PM rubber vomit would be less smelly... -------------- if you get me started on quentin tarantino films, chances are you won't be able to shut me up. excuses are really good for making you fat. margarine is a liar who announces, "i am butter!"
dfly411 Posts: 1,352 Joined: 2004/03/04	2005/01/31, 11:44 PM You could also leave a "Living With HIV" pamphlet on your seat with a couple of syringes.
Anni313 Posts: 1,790 Joined: 2004/03/04	2005/01/31, 11:45 PM Nobody ever steals anything here. Although, we have a concrete donkey that someone "borrowed" from someone elses yard. The borrower painted zebra stripes on it and passed it to someone else. That person duct taped deer antlers to the zebra/donkey and passed it to someone else. The next recipient added Clark Kent glasses to it and it has now turned up at the bar. The saga continues.... -------------- Anni ******* Laissez les bon temps roulez!
dfly411 Posts: 1,352 Joined: 2004/03/04	2005/01/31, 11:47 PM Bless your heart honey.....don't worry, you don't need a stereo or CDs to have music in your mind. I currently have the Charmin "less is more" tune in mine....not quite as fabulous as miss difranco, but it's heartwarming nonetheless. -------------- I can promise you that there is more to me than meets the eye..... (a tight pair of Levis hides alot)
howdiekat Posts: 1,345 Joined: 2003/05/22	2005/01/31, 11:48 PM i would like to be involved in a rotating deer scandal. i guess that is what they call passing the buck in kansas. ::again, insert groan here:: -------------- if you get me started on quentin tarantino films, chances are you won't be able to shut me up. excuses are really good for making you fat. margarine is a liar who announces, "i am butter!"
dfly411 Posts: 1,352 Joined: 2004/03/04	2005/01/31, 11:49 PM At the bar? Oh my, perhaps they should add a bit of toilet paper to the bottom of his hoof. -------------- I can promise you that there is more to me than meets the eye..... (a tight pair of Levis hides alot)
howdiekat Posts: 1,345 Joined: 2003/05/22	2005/01/31, 11:50 PM now i have the "less is more" jingle in my head. what you used to love, now you're gonna adore. i am seeing ani in concert friday. maybe if i get backstage and tell her what happened she will feel sorry for me and comply with my request to write "both hands" on my wrists so i can have it tattooed. -------------- if you get me started on quentin tarantino films, chances are you won't be able to shut me up. excuses are really good for making you fat. margarine is a liar who announces, "i am butter!"
dfly411 Posts: 1,352 Joined: 2004/03/04	2005/01/31, 11:50 PM Ask me how bad I want pancakes right now. -------------- I can promise you that there is more to me than meets the eye..... (a tight pair of Levis hides alot)
Anni313 Posts: 1,790 Joined: 2004/03/04	2005/01/31, 11:50 PM LOL I will keep you posted on the Adventures of Zebra Donkey. He's been up at the bar for a few months now, I look for him to make a break for it come spring. -------------- Anni ******* Laissez les bon temps roulez!
howdiekat Posts: 1,345 Joined: 2003/05/22	2005/01/31, 11:50 PM how bad do you want them? i will go get pancakes with you. -------------- if you get me started on quentin tarantino films, chances are you won't be able to shut me up. excuses are really good for making you fat. margarine is a liar who announces, "i am butter!"
Anni313 Posts: 1,790 Joined: 2004/03/04	2005/01/31, 11:51 PM How bad do you want pancakes right now? -------------- Anni ******* Laissez les bon temps roulez!
dfly411 Posts: 1,352 Joined: 2004/03/04	2005/01/31, 11:52 PM Reeeeeeeallllllllly, really bad. Where shall we go? Isn't the waffle house the only thing open and aren't there scary women with facial hair in there? -------------- I can promise you that there is more to me than meets the eye..... (a tight pair of Levis hides alot)
dfly411 Posts: 1,352 Joined: 2004/03/04	2005/01/31, 11:53 PM Howdie? -------------- I can promise you that there is more to me than meets the eye..... (a tight pair of Levis hides alot)
howdiekat Posts: 1,345 Joined: 2003/05/22	2005/01/31, 11:54 PM i have facial hair. just kidding. i vote ihop. harvest grain n' nut pancakes. mmmmm. -------------- if you get me started on quentin tarantino films, chances are you won't be able to shut me up. excuses are really good for making you fat. margarine is a liar who announces, "i am butter!"
Anni313 Posts: 1,790 Joined: 2004/03/04	2005/01/31, 11:55 PM You girls fly for pancakes, I'm going to self-medicate and go to bed. I have to do that thing again tomorrow, what's it called? Oh yeah, work. -------------- Anni ******* Laissez les bon temps roulez!
dfly411 Posts: 1,352 Joined: 2004/03/04	2005/01/31, 11:56 PM Anni, are you coming with us to the IHOP? -------------- I can promise you that there is more to me than meets the eye..... (a tight pair of Levis hides alot)
dfly411 Posts: 1,352 Joined: 2004/03/04	2005/01/31, 11:57 PM I'll bring you home some strawberry and cream pancakes, k? Sweet dreams Anni! -------------- I can promise you that there is more to me than meets the eye..... (a tight pair of Levis hides alot)
Anni313 Posts: 1,790 Joined: 2004/03/04	2005/01/31, 11:57 PM I can't go to ihop because I am fat. Plus I have to lay down since I've been sipping a little Absolut. -------------- Anni ******* Laissez les bon temps roulez!
howdiekat Posts: 1,345 Joined: 2003/05/22	2005/01/31, 11:58 PM yes sweet dreams anni. we will talk about you in your absence. all good things of course. -------------- if you get me started on quentin tarantino films, chances are you won't be able to shut me up. excuses are really good for making you fat. margarine is a liar who announces, "i am butter!"
dfly411 Posts: 1,352 Joined: 2004/03/04	2005/01/31, 11:58 PM Come on Howdie, we have to clean to poop out of the seat before we leave and it's getting late. -------------- I can promise you that there is more to me than meets the eye..... (a tight pair of Levis hides alot)
Anni313 Posts: 1,790 Joined: 2004/03/04	2005/01/31, 11:58 PM Bring me the happy face pancake please. Nighty night! -------------- Anni ******* Laissez les bon temps roulez!
howdiekat Posts: 1,345 Joined: 2003/05/22	2005/01/31, 11:58 PM i'll shovel if you'll hold the garbage bag open. -------------- if you get me started on quentin tarantino films, chances are you won't be able to shut me up. excuses are really good for making you fat. margarine is a liar who announces, "i am butter!"
dfly411 Posts: 1,352 Joined: 2004/03/04	2005/02/01, 12:01 AM K...here, you carry the flashlight so I don't drop the latex gloves. -------------- I can promise you that there is more to me than meets the eye..... (a tight pair of Levis hides alot)
howdiekat Posts: 1,345 Joined: 2003/05/22	2005/02/01, 12:04 AM i can handle that. use one hand to hold your nose. -------------- if you get me started on quentin tarantino films, chances are you won't be able to shut me up. excuses are really good for making you fat. margarine is a liar who announces, "i am butter!"
dfly411 Posts: 1,352 Joined: 2004/03/04	2005/02/01, 12:06 AM I have one of those swim-dancing-clip thingys, I brought you one too. Uh Howdie....could you lay off the protein bars? You know, just till we get your door fixed? -------------- I can promise you that there is more to me than meets the eye..... (a tight pair of Levis hides alot)
dfly411 Posts: 1,352 Joined: 2004/03/04	2005/02/01, 12:07 AM Oh maaannnnn, dangit!! -------------- I can promise you that there is more to me than meets the eye..... (a tight pair of Levis hides alot)
howdiekat Posts: 1,345 Joined: 2003/05/22	2005/02/01, 12:27 AM yikes, sorry. i'll give it a rest. -------------- if you get me started on quentin tarantino films, chances are you won't be able to shut me up. excuses are really good for making you fat. margarine is a liar who announces, "i am butter!"
xxrajxx Posts: 423 Joined: 2004/08/12	2005/02/01, 08:25 AM sorry to hear that, happend to me a while back, lost about 1500 pounds worth of stereo and cds... They should all be shot dead till they die :big_smile:
hecdarec Posts: 2,457 Joined: 2003/12/16	2005/02/01, 08:40 AM Wow I feel bad that my friends and I used to steal car stereos. I hope you didnt have a good system. -------------- I agree with everything that Asimmer says.
xxrajxx Posts: 423 Joined: 2004/08/12	2005/02/01, 08:44 AM Hec I am coming after you, now where do you live now :big_smile:
asimmer Posts: 8,201 Joined: 2003/01/07	2005/02/01, 08:54 AM Sounds like you need to get a car-dwelling rabid pitbull...
xxrajxx Posts: 423 Joined: 2004/08/12	2005/02/01, 08:56 AM Asimmer, is it alright to leave such things in the car overnight :cool:
asimmer Posts: 8,201 Joined: 2003/01/07	2005/02/01, 09:14 AM As long as you don't mind the seats being chewed up!
xxrajxx Posts: 423 Joined: 2004/08/12	2005/02/01, 10:08 AM thats fine, as long as I dont get me stereo nicked again thanks :big_smile:
Carivan Posts: 8,542 Joined: 2002/01/20	2005/02/01, 11:34 AM Here's a big hug! Even though it's me. Lets go buy smoe cd's for Howdie! next time attch 2 electrical wires to the car and plug it in! Whn they touch the door they will go to the moon! (but so will your car!):love: Is your deductible to high to make a claim? -------------- Still trying to find out how to do the Hollywood Free Press. Ivan carivan@freetrainers.com Montreal Canada
jonathanweaver Posts: 576 Joined: 2004/06/14	2005/02/01, 11:46 AM Ok. Howdie and Raj - You need to get yourself a Trunk Monkey. He'll protect your car. http://www.trunkmonkey.com/content/view/19/51/ -------------- --Click here to insert a clever message-- Jonathan
ATIGER Posts: 992 Joined: 2003/02/26	2005/02/01, 12:46 PM Get a Kia... no one will think that there is anything of value in it
xxrajxx Posts: 423 Joined: 2004/08/12	2005/02/01, 02:01 PM trunk monkey is now ordred :cool: insurance, in uk if you claim you loose you bonus, which mean very very high premium

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