Group: Experienced Exercise

Created: 2012/01/01, Members: 50, Messages: 19484

For intermediate and advanced individuals. Share and learn how to take your fitness to the next level!

Join group

Steroids in Coconut form?

David1201086
David1201086
Posts: 253
Joined: 2004/06/15
United States
2006/03/07, 12:08 AM
** Has Anyone Heard of this? I was searching the web and came across this website http://www.anabolicstore.com I have never thought about taking steroids and never will but I was just wondering if this is safe and has anyone ever tried it or is it just BS**

What you’re about to read is going to shock you beyond comprehension… but once you get over your initial shock and settle-down the excitation waves in your brain… you will understand – without a doubt – the very best way to increase protein nitrogen retention in the body!

And, then quite obviously… the sky is virtually the limit as far as how big you want to get!
That’s because you control your level of nitrogen retention and thus you control how big you get!
This concept is really no different than anabolic steroid use in regards to controlling how big you want to get.

After all, if you want to weigh 335 pounds at 4.5% body fat, duh… you’re going to have to take a drug regimen that will get you this big.

And, boy… not even a natural genetic freak like Coleman gets this big on 200 mg. of Deca a week… dashed with 20 mg of Anavar!

So, like Anabolic Steroids… this new concept lets you control your muscle density.
If you want to freak out those “Mofo’s” at the gym and strut around like the second coming of Arnold you’re going to have to hit the blender more often. But regardless of how big you want to get… this absolutely astonishing new way to take protein will get you to the level of personal growth you truly desire just as fast as significant anabolic steroid use! And, it will work with any protein on the market! That’s right; even if you can only afford bargain basement 20 pound jugs of simple whey protein… this Plasma Protein concept will still Kick-Ass.

However, it will obviously kick-ass “even better” the higher the quality of protein you use!
Ok, now put on your seatbelt because you’re about to get turned-on to the most revolutionary way to get as big as a house, completely naturally using just protein.

Now, if you’ve never heard of Plasma Expanders, I’ll fill you in just enough so you can intelligently discuss it with your buddies at Gold’s. Simply put, plasma expansion is the general term given to any compound that increases blood volume, or blood plasma

Now, quite obviously, this is of huge importance to a bodybuilder because an increase in red blood cell production, an increase in blood volume and an increase in oxygen uptake… all lead to dramatic increases in muscle growth because blood is the carrier of all nutrients.

Imagine for a second if you suddenly lost half of your blood volume! Where do you think your nitrogen levels would be? In the “gutter” of course! So, it stands to reason that the opposite is true if you were to increase your blood, or plasma level!

Of course! So, what if there was a way to add a couple pints of blood to your veins! Just imagine the pumps! And what if you could keep adding pints on a daily basis?
Well, now you can… Oh yes you can please listen!

Now of course you’re not going to start giving yourself a blood transfusion… but you are going to give yourself the same plasma substitute that medics in WWII gave wounded soldiers when they ran out of real plasma!

No kidding gentlemen… this stuff works, and it’s all natural. What is it? It’s actually the “water” of what is called a “young coconut”!

You see, it takes nearly 9 months for a coconut to mature to the hard, white “meat” that most people recognize as a real coconut!

So, when they “are young” this hard, white meat is a fluid about the consistency of a heavy German Beer… with a pleasant taste!

In fact, many people just “crack them open” and drink this plasma substitute! That’s what I keep telling you… this is a plasma substitute that was either I.V.’ed when I.V. equipment was present… or orally consumed in more desperate times!

Yes, for the first time… the effect of adding more blood plasma… thus your nitrogen levels will explode to the moon!

But that’s not all; young coconut juice also acts as an emulsification effect on protein.
What this means is… in addition to dramatic nitrogen retention due to increased “plasma substitute levels”, now you’re going to take this new muscle-building strategy to the moon by mixing the world’s most potent protein with it.

You see, the process of “emulsification” greatly increases the absorption of the protein. And, quite obviously, the better the protein, the better effect all the way around!

And by far the best protein you can get is a protein called Pro Spectrum™ that contains four “protein esters” that all have different rates of absorption for powerful anabolic action for up to 8 hours at a time!!!
But now... good lord Almighty, look out! Because once you 1.) increase your plasma and 2.) increase your uptake of protein and 3.) increase your quality of protein…
2006/03/07, 04:31 AM
load of crap...

gotta love how they take an ounce of truth and stetch it beyond recognition...
Mojo_67
Mojo_67
Posts: 1,299
Joined: 2003/09/23
United States
2006/03/07, 10:35 AM
Gotta say, I find this difficult to beleive as well.

--------------
Hungry and mean!
2006/03/07, 02:26 PM
Too long for me to read but I always agree with menace...load of crap.

--------------
Sometimes life is like herding cats.


Charlie
Nyxtikal
Nyxtikal
Posts: 268
Joined: 2005/09/20
United States
2006/03/07, 08:32 PM
are you guys serious..........i just bought 200 young coconuts on e bay:laugh::laugh::laugh:
MOORE2328
MOORE2328
Posts: 9
Joined: 2006/02/28
United States
2006/03/08, 06:28 PM
can you make pina coladas with young coconuts?