Strip-tease

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rev8ball Posts: 3,081 Joined: 2001/12/27	2004/01/13, 01:37 PM Message deleted by moderator due to unsuitable content for this board.

rev8ball Posts: 3,081 Joined: 2001/12/27	2004/01/13, 01:38 PM Just heard the tail-end of a report on the news about a "health club" somewhere in the Mid-West that offers a cardio class called "Stripping 101," where the cardio is teaching how to properly strip tease. I don't even want to know........ (By the way, I deleted the first message since it just didn't sound right...LOL!) -------------- Michael Trample the weak; hurdle the dead! Chaos, Panic, Disorder.... Yes, my work here is done!
Taurie Posts: 374 Joined: 2003/10/15	2004/01/13, 01:50 PM I've heard about them here in L.A. I'm not surprised...I saw an episode of Less than Perfect, the 2 main characters of the show signed up for strip teasing classes.
rpacheco Posts: 3,770 Joined: 2001/12/13	2004/01/13, 02:13 PM I'm not surprised either. If you can eat sushi off of a half-naked woman, why not strip teasing classes? -------------- _Robert_ Pain is temporary; glory is forever!
rev8ball Posts: 3,081 Joined: 2001/12/27	2004/01/13, 02:33 PM But what type of people are doing the classes? Think about it.... it's a lot like a bad car accident: you know you shouldn't look, but you just have to......ugh! -------------- Michael Trample the weak; hurdle the dead! Chaos, Panic, Disorder.... Yes, my work here is done!
Taurie Posts: 374 Joined: 2003/10/15	2004/01/13, 03:32 PM I think the only people taking these classes are girls who are aspiring strippers. That or girls who are just curious beings. Who can take it serious? Really.
agamble Posts: 1,029 Joined: 2003/09/22	2004/01/13, 03:38 PM I agree with rev. However, if I happened to walk by one of those places I would definately have to go in and check it out. You know, research!
ATIGER Posts: 992 Joined: 2003/02/26	2004/01/13, 03:40 PM What will it be? A room full of poles, 'Girls,Girls,Girls' by Motley playing, and everyone else drinking. Maybe it will be the only exercise class where people will leave with more money than the cost of the class
breakinout Posts: 13 Joined: 2003/12/26	2004/01/13, 03:44 PM good one atiger!!! -------------- 'Never trade what you want at the MOMENT for the thing you want the MOST'
ATIGER Posts: 992 Joined: 2003/02/26	2004/01/13, 03:47 PM Message deleted by moderator due to unsuitable content for this board.
rpacheco Posts: 3,770 Joined: 2001/12/13	2004/01/13, 08:23 PM Halfgallon, poles and guys in the same room usually don't mix (LOL)! -------------- _Robert_ Pain is temporary; glory is forever!
ATIGER Posts: 992 Joined: 2003/02/26	2004/01/13, 03:48 PM Sorry for the double post
halfpint116 Posts: 189 Joined: 2003/12/29	2004/01/13, 05:27 PM You hear and see anything these days don't you. You know, there could be an "all guys class". Um, now that maybe interesting. I wonder if the Chippendales takes these classes? I can see a room full of poles and "Real Good Man" by Tim McGraw playing!!!! Sounds good to me. LOL Oh but to fantasize.
	2004/01/13, 08:30 PM Maybe chippendales and giant doughnuts??? -------------- Living well is the best revenge. Charlie
mmaibohm Posts: 1,621 Joined: 2003/09/30	2004/01/13, 09:09 PM I think reverend 8ball has stumlbed on to the greatest money making scam off all time. Rev Will you be our Strip dough guru? lol -------------- I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it is gone past me I will turn to see fear's path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain
cobra93 Posts: 131 Joined: 2003/10/20	2004/01/14, 12:58 AM Oh come on guys! I think that it would be fun. It's probably a lot more fun than an aerobics class! Besides, dancing is a great workout! (and no, I'm not a stripper.....though I may have to look into it if the whole higher education thing doesn't pan out!)
	2004/01/14, 01:02 AM May I serve on one of your juries Cobra. lol -------------- Living well is the best revenge. Charlie
ATIGER Posts: 992 Joined: 2003/02/26	2004/01/14, 11:15 AM Would you believe that I was watching my local news last night and they had a small feature on "Stripping 101". It was an exercise class that did all of the stripper dance moves ( poles and all ) but they did leave their clothes on. Amazingly more than half of the class was already in fine shape and looked like they deserved a few bucks. The funny thing was the class had glass walls so there were several people looking on. Halfpint, sorry but they were all females in the class. When they interviewed a boyfriend of one of the woman, he was all for the class. Who would have guessed that
MyCoffeeGirl Posts: 121 Joined: 2003/12/04	2004/01/14, 11:29 AM Just think - your woman comes home after working out and practicing stripping?!?! What's next? The actual show ;-) I would bet it's more women who want to practice getting their groove on ;-) -------------- ~~~~~~~ROXIE~~~~~~~ http://www.mycoffeegirl.com
azredhead57 Posts: 1,651 Joined: 2003/04/11	2004/01/14, 03:39 PM Does anyone watch Sharon Osbourne's show? Carmen Electra was on there touting her workout video that teaches 'lap dance' moves. I'd say be careful trying it if your hubby's home, the workout you get may not be the one on the TV screen <wink>. (I'm having trouble believing you men are actually complaining about this and not trying to get your wives/girlfriends to sign up) -------------- ~Victoria~ ...Do not be discouraged; everyone who got where he is, started where he was.--anon ...There are no shortcuts to any place worth going.--Beverly Sills
rpacheco Posts: 3,770 Joined: 2001/12/13	2004/01/14, 04:12 PM ============ Quoting from azredhead57: Does anyone watch Sharon Osbourne's show? Carmen Electra was on there touting her workout video that teaches 'lap dance' moves. I'd say be careful trying it if your hubby's home, the workout you get may not be the one on the TV screen <wink>. (I'm having trouble believing you men are actually complaining about this and not trying to get your wives/girlfriends to sign up) ============= No complaints from me other than they don't have those classes in the gyms near home! -------------- _Robert_ Pain is temporary; glory is forever!
halfpint116 Posts: 189 Joined: 2003/12/29	2004/01/14, 06:57 PM rpacheco, you are right. Guys and poles in the same room do not go to well together. I didn't even think about what I was saying. HA!!!! Whoa, that could have been bad. Okay, we will stick to the girl thing. Maybe I'll check into taking those classes. Yeah right!!!
	2004/01/14, 06:59 PM Charlie makes noise like aflac duck. -------------- Living well is the best revenge. Charlie
jacksprat Posts: 72 Joined: 2002/10/19	2004/01/14, 09:16 PM ok, i'm going to show my ignornce and because i have an inquining mind--what is a "pole"?
Taurie Posts: 374 Joined: 2003/10/15	2004/01/14, 09:31 PM noun. A native or inhabitant of Poland. no just kidding... but it is a noun: A long, relatively slender, generally rounded piece of wood or other material. In this case metal.
tenorsaxmandave Posts: 538 Joined: 2003/01/23	2004/01/14, 09:33 PM Yo Jack! No problem... Pole /noun/: 1. Someone from Poland. 2. Axis around which something rotates (like a globe). 3. Something a fireman slides down. 4. Something an exotic dancer may use as a prop (umm, I'm told), sometimes rotating around it (see definition #2), sliding up and down on it (see definition #4), or simply hanging onto it for stability (possibly due to being top-heavy, wearing high heels, and fighting the effects of gravity). Irony: If the exotic dancer also happens to be from Poland (see definition # 1). TSMD
tenorsaxmandave Posts: 538 Joined: 2003/01/23	2004/01/14, 09:35 PM ...great minds, Taurie... LOL TSMD
cobra93 Posts: 131 Joined: 2003/10/20	2004/01/14, 10:11 PM ha ha ha!!! ---- hey, maybe they should add a strip-tease section to the programs on FT ;)
bb1fit Posts: 11,105 Joined: 2001/06/30	2004/01/14, 11:24 PM Boy, I had a brainstorm.....have a gym and combine this program with the "boob aerobics" they have in England, and you will draw a crowd fit for a football stadium! Anyone read that post I made a while back on boob aerobics? Not a joke.... -------------- If you don't stand for something, you will fall for anything....
nerraw Posts: 236 Joined: 2003/03/09	2004/01/15, 11:59 AM And on that note ....... Whats the difference between a striptease artist and a trapese artist? . . . .. Well a trapese artists has a cunning stunt! Charlie, watch the Dr Peppers.
halfpint116 Posts: 189 Joined: 2003/12/29	2004/01/15, 12:35 PM Ok, bb1fit, how do you do "boob aerobics"? Is it to help strenghten them, firm them or what??
ATIGER Posts: 992 Joined: 2003/02/26	2004/01/15, 01:04 PM Warren, that was great. Maybe a little crude but great
nerraw Posts: 236 Joined: 2003/03/09	2004/01/15, 01:11 PM I regretted posting it, but glad you had a chuckle.
azredhead57 Posts: 1,651 Joined: 2003/04/11	2004/01/15, 01:26 PM Saxman sneaks in for another hilarious, albeit very informative, post. Nice to know you are here when we really need ya! -------------- ~Victoria~ ...Do not be discouraged; everyone who got where he is, started where he was.--anon ...There are no shortcuts to any place worth going.--Beverly Sills
bb1fit Posts: 11,105 Joined: 2001/06/30	2004/01/15, 02:06 PM This was posted by member Stanlee75. Thought it fit the bill here. Couldn't resist posting this one, Wonder if this works for the pectorals for men too? hehe. Boob Aerobics http://www.westpress.co.uk/displayN...ntentPK=7176076 LONDON GYM OFFERS BOOB AEROBICS A London gym has launched a new fitness class that claims to increase the size of female members' busts. Boob Aerobics has been devised by Richard Hilton, the owner of Gymbox in Holborn. He claims the three-step process will increase breast measurements by at least two inches and one cup size after just eight classes. Participants must take part in a range of moves including major pectoral exercises, bench presses and anterior raises Mr Hilton said: "The Boob Aerobics class means that there are now alternative ways for a girl to get the bust of her dreams. "It's about sweat not surgery, and this new fitness regime is certainly proving popular with many of our female members for whom the breasts are an important focus of their exercise routine." ============ Quoting from halfpint116: Ok, bb1fit, how do you do "boob aerobics"? Is it to help strenghten them, firm them or what?? ============= -------------- If you don't stand for something, you will fall for anything....
sweetie2day2002 Posts: 12 Joined: 2004/01/19	2004/01/23, 10:49 AM ok, I must say something..now without telling you to much about my "old" life, strip dancing is a very good work out, you would not believe the muscles you work...trust me.And the strip part...well, that's just an added bonus for your partner=)...anyway, just thought I'd tell what I know =)
hecdarec Posts: 2,457 Joined: 2003/12/16	2004/01/23, 10:53 AM Tell us more sweetie, we are eager to learn from you. -------------- Hec da Rec in full effect.
sweetie2day2002 Posts: 12 Joined: 2004/01/19	2004/01/23, 11:06 AM LOL....all I will say it it works the whole bodyand untill you get used to it, you'll be sore the first wekk. =)
bigandrew Posts: 5,146 Joined: 2002/10/21	2004/01/30, 12:54 PM is there windows, wher ei can drink my protein shake and watch this?? be a great cool down lol need a cold shower afterward -------------- ---andrew.......adversity causes some to break, but others to break records! LEAVE YOUR EGO AT THE DOOR!!
aje66 Posts: 1 Joined: 2005/03/30	2005/03/30, 07:38 PM i need to do more cardio .i like to dance and id like to do one for my mann.any in toronto? ============ Quoting from taurie: I think the only people taking these classes are girls who are aspiring strippers. That or girls who are just curious beings. Who can take it serious? Really. =============
mmaibohm Posts: 1,621 Joined: 2003/09/30	2005/03/30, 08:05 PM this post was last written to in 2004 a full year ago lol. -------------- I am that which must be feared, worshipped and adored. The world is mine now and forever.No one holds command over me. No man. No god. I am ANIMAL! and that is enough.