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2007/08/10, 01:46 PM
Ok. There are tanning beds at my gym, it's a small gym, but it's the only 24 hour in town. So, the two tanning rooms are private, but the walls don't go all the way to the ceiling. Well, there is this like 50 year old (kind of creepy) guy that comes in about 4:45 every day long enough to tan, and then leaves for work. Well, I'm thinking that he thinks that the tanning room is sound proof, because I swear that the minute he enters the room he starts farting and won't stop through the whole session! I use those beds, so I know the room itself does not cause farting noises and have been there when other people are tanning, and, yep.... no farting! I swear I'm going to throw bean-o at him the next time he comes in!!! I wanted to share this for anyone who may think that tanning beds are in fact, sound proof. ha ha.
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2007/08/10, 02:13 PM
I'll send my brother to you, he can fart the national anthem.
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Charlie
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2007/08/10, 02:16 PM
Oh, that is so nasty!!! ha ha. I'm not saying that I don't fart people, I am human. But, I don't feel it necessary to share my "essence" with the entire population!!! lol
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2007/08/10, 02:32 PM
Amy, I bet you're a fun date.
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Charlie
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2007/08/10, 03:38 PM
lmao
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2007/08/10, 07:13 PM
Well, Amy, that is not as bad as what I thought you were going to say you heard. I was a bit relieved.
But it reminds me of myself two days ago, sitting at my desk having just eaten some nice pot roast, all alone if this big office. I let out this huge belch, ahh, such a relief, and an instant later heard a man's voice from one of the 'unoccupied' offices, "Excuse me?" I just about died. It was the CEO's brother. He's almost never in his office. Well, thank God it wasn't a fart!
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2007/08/14, 04:59 PM
Amy, Amy, Amy...he's not farting. The "farting" sound comes from the sweat on his back creating a seal between his back and the tanning bed. Air gets trapped in the pocket and if he moves the air will release causing very real farting sound.
This happens to me every time...although, I try to make it as loud as possible. You can even control how the "fart" sounds by your movement. You can do the slow and juicy or the loud and abrupt. I laugh because I know there is a female in the next booth getting grossed out. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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2007/08/17, 01:17 PM
ha ha. That's funny bull. I know the sound you are referring to, because I make that sound too sometimes in the tanning bed. In fact last night, I took a bath, and stayed there while the water emptied and made those noises in the bath on purpose to try to gross out my son. ha ha. "Ewww Zach, I had beans for dinner!" (Yes, refer to Charlie's earlier post that I would be a great date and oh so lady like). ha ha.
But, I swear that this guy is not sweat-suction-farting (SSF). Unless he takes off his clothes SUPER fast like in a second then LEAPS into the bed because the farting starts the second the door closes. ha ha. PLUS, when other people SSF it's usually accompanied by a creak in the bed, this guy is not!!! ha ha.
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2007/08/17, 03:12 PM
I really need to introduce you to my brother. You guys would be a regular symphony.
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Charlie
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