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2004/11/18, 10:57 AM
This has to be one of the best singles ads ever printed. It is reported to have been listed in The Atlanta Journal.
SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm avery good looking girl who LOVES to play.
I love long walks in the woods,riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips,cozy winter nights lying by the fire.
Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of
your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me.
Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy, I'll be
waiting...
Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an 8-week-old black Labrador retriever. (Men are so easy).
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I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol
Charlie
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2004/11/18, 11:00 AM
Subject: Widdle Wabbit
A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, ", Do you keep widdle wabbits?"
And the shopkeeper gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabby or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabby over here?"
She in turn puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice,
"I don't fink my pet python weally gives a thit."
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I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol
Charlie
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2004/11/18, 11:04 AM
:laugh::laugh::laugh: Needed that today!
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Veda
MISERY IS OPTIONAL
***When you are up to your ears in trouble, try using the part that is not submerged.
***The difference between a dream and a goal is a plan.
HAVE A GREAT DAY!
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2004/11/18, 11:20 AM
I like that one!!
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Quoting from charlie826:
Subject: Widdle Wabbit
A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, ", Do you keep widdle wabbits?"
And the shopkeeper gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabby or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabby over here?"
She in turn puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice,
"I don't fink my pet python weally gives a thit."
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If you don't stand for something, you will fall for anything....
bb1fit@freetrainers.com
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2004/11/18, 11:32 AM
Cool jokes, especially the first one.
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