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KC_72 Posts: 3,249 Joined: 2006/05/19	2006/10/19, 09:02 AM I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter.She picked something up off the ground and started to put it in her mouth.I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that."Why?" asked my daughter."Because it's been laying outside,you don't know where it's been,it's dirty and probably has germs"I replied.At this point,my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked,"Wow!How do you know all this stuff?"Uh"I was thinking quickly"All Mom's know this stuff.It's on the mommy test.you have to know it,or they won't let you be a Mommy."We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes,but she was evidently pondering this information."OH...I get it"she beamed,"So if you don't pass the test...then you have to be the Daddy" "Exactly" I replied,with a big smile on my face.
	2006/10/19, 09:41 AM :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh: -------------- Life is a lesson. You will learn it when you are gone.
7707mutt Posts: 7,686 Joined: 2002/06/18	2006/10/19, 10:00 AM I called my wife and read that to her. She said GOOD JOB! -------------- Stop freaking talking about what you squat and SHOW ME WHAT YOU SQUAT! 7707mutt@freetrainers.com
CristalBelle Posts: 1,389 Joined: 2003/06/27	2006/10/19, 11:38 AM That is fabulous!
KC_72 Posts: 3,249 Joined: 2006/05/19	2006/10/19, 11:53 AM My husband sent it to me....his boss gave it to all her "kids" as she calls them in the office.I thought it was cute too!!
KC_72 Posts: 3,249 Joined: 2006/05/19	2006/10/19, 12:11 PM He sent a whole list of things...it was a questionaire for elementary kids about why God made moms...it's to long to put in the whole thing...but I'll give you some of my favorite's What kind of girl was your mom? 1.I'm don't know,but I bet bossy 2.they say she used to be nice 3.my Mom has only been my Mom Why did your mom marry your dad 1.my dad makes good spaghetti,and my mom eats alot 2.My favorite...she got to old to do anything else with him 3.My grandma says she didn't have her thinking cap on Who is the boss in your house 1.My mom doesn't want to be the boss,but she has to becasuse dad is such a goof ball. 2.I guess mom,only 'cause she has alot more to do than dad What makes Moms different than dads? 1.Moms work at work,and work at home,dads just go to work at work 2.moms know how to talk to teachers wothout scareing them. Those are just some...kids are so funny
BILL06 Posts: 755 Joined: 2006/08/08	2006/10/19, 12:26 PM ============ Quoting from KC_72: OH...I get it"she beamed,"So if you don't pass the test...then you have to be the Daddy" "Exactly" I replied,with a big smile on my face. ============= hahahaha, hey wait a second :surprised: -------------- Your children will become what you are; so be what you want them to be. - David Bly
7707mutt Posts: 7,686 Joined: 2002/06/18	2006/10/19, 02:58 PM Bill=slow on the uptake! HA -------------- Stop freaking talking about what you squat and SHOW ME WHAT YOU SQUAT! 7707mutt@freetrainers.com
KC_72 Posts: 3,249 Joined: 2006/05/19	2006/10/19, 03:18 PM bill can be your new blonde...will you let me off the hook now????
BILL06 Posts: 755 Joined: 2006/08/08	2006/10/19, 04:48 PM :laugh:
7707mutt Posts: 7,686 Joined: 2002/06/18	2006/10/19, 04:59 PM Only if Bill wears your stripper boots -------------- Stop freaking talking about what you squat and SHOW ME WHAT YOU SQUAT! 7707mutt@freetrainers.com
BILL06 Posts: 755 Joined: 2006/08/08	2006/10/19, 05:38 PM ya never know, halloween IS coming up..... muhahahahaha -------------- Your children will become what you are; so be what you want them to be. - David Bly
sstump1 Posts: 1,227 Joined: 2005/03/20	2006/10/23, 02:16 PM A few weeks ago my wife took the kiddos to the Eye Dr to have their eyes checked. My 5 year old proceeds to say that Daddy should be there to get his eye's checked. My wife let him know that daddy has very good eyes and doesn't need to get them checked. My 5 year olds response..."No he doesn't, he ran that red light and said he didn't see it." The eye Dr got a kick out of that!!
KC_72 Posts: 3,249 Joined: 2006/05/19	2006/10/23, 02:19 PM :big_smile:those darn kids!!!!