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The not so perfect anniversary gift...

flyonthewall Posts: 1,823 Joined: 2005/01/18	2007/07/16, 11:11 AM Mark, a loving husband, was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary and his wife was really ticked off at him. She told him "tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in under 6 seconds, and it BETTER BE THERE!" The next morning, Mark got up really early before work. When his wife woke up a couple of hours later, she looked out the window, and sure enough, there was a small gift-wrapped box sitting in he middle of the driveway. She opened it, and found a brand new bathroom scale. Mark is not yet well enough to have visitors. -------------- Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there. -------------- The harder you fall, the higher you bounce
georgiagirl Posts: 421 Joined: 2006/07/11	2007/07/16, 12:58 PM lol good one... -------------- My Catahoula did it. I saw a book titled "Sex for Dummies" and wondered why anyone would teach dumb people how to reproduce?
stevehwms Posts: 169 Joined: 2003/02/17	2007/07/16, 06:05 PM I love that! :big_smile:
Carivan Posts: 8,542 Joined: 2002/01/20	2007/07/16, 06:46 PM Nice! -------------- Patience, persistence and perspiration make an unbeatable combination for success. Ivan Montreal Canada (City of Festivals)