Group: All Else Lounge

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Things you'd like to say work, out loud.

INTRUDER
INTRUDER
Posts: 642
Joined: 2002/06/27
United States
2004/04/16, 12:19 PM
1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of s**t.
2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
3. How about never? Is never good for you?
4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way.
6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.

8. I don't work here I'm a consultant.

9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a damn word you're saying.
10. Ahhh...I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again...

11. I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid.
12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
13. I have plenty of talent and vision; I just don't give a damn.
14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
17. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
18. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

19. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
20. I'm not being rude, you're just insignificant.

21. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.
22. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...?
23. Do I look like a people person?

24. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
25. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
26. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
27. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
28. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
29. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
30. Wait! Wait! I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
31. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
32 Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?
33. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
34. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
35. Chaos, panic, & disorder-my work here is done.
36. How do I set a laser printer to stun?
37. I thought I wanted a career; turns out I just wanted a salary.
38. Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
39. Oh I get it... like humor... but different.


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lexballer13
lexballer13
Posts: 165
Joined: 2003/10/15
United States
2004/04/16, 12:37 PM
Nice
goodoldtex
goodoldtex
Posts: 564
Joined: 2004/01/25
United States
2004/04/16, 12:41 PM
OMG i was dying after reading that

word to the wise, you should never try any of these. my senior year in highschool, i said 1 to my english teacher in a heated argument. They asked my opinion so i gave it to 'em...but when told my opinion was wrong, i was like 'what the hell, its my opinion' and so we battled back and forth, and when i used 1 on 'em...all hell broke loose.

I was taught always to be respectful, and i am...but damn, i let my temper get the best of me and i slipped.
Anni313
Anni313
Posts: 1,790
Joined: 2004/03/04
United States
2004/04/16, 01:27 PM
Thank you for the laugh, it helped me a bunch. I'm particularly fond of #38, I haven't laughed like that in a long time.



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Anni

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Valrash
Valrash
Posts: 155
Joined: 2004/03/16
United States
2004/04/16, 07:26 PM
My favorite,
Ahhh...I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again...
and another one
If you had brains, you'd be dangerous.:big_smile:

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A determined mind is the best weapon in any situation, a strong body is the road to victory. G.R.C.