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2005/03/09, 02:22 PM
A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom.
A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar.
The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming.
"What's all the screaming about in there?" he yells.
"You're scaring my customers!"
"I'm just sitting here on the toilet," slurs the drunk, "and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my balls.
" The bartender opens the door, looks in, and says, "You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!" :big_smile:
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2005/03/09, 05:13 PM
:laugh::laugh:
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Veda
MISERY IS OPTIONAL
***When you are up to your ears in trouble, try using the part that is not submerged.
***The difference between a dream and a goal is a plan.
HAVE A GREAT DAY!
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2005/03/09, 05:14 PM
i have NEVER been that drunk... ouch....
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This donut has purple in the middle, purple is a fruit. - Homer (Simpson)
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2005/03/09, 06:56 PM
And I hope I never do!!
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Quoting from TimDay:
i have NEVER been that drunk... ouch....
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If you don't stand for something, you will fall for anything....
bb1fit@freetrainers.com
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2005/03/11, 07:05 PM
i just got back from a b ball tournement...they guy i was rooming with was throwing up in tolet....well lets just say all the straining, and "some stuff" came out the other "end", so there is is inmiddle of floor and I almost step in it going to the bathroom to use bathroom in middle of night.
he's in the navy so we call him Lt. bulleye now
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My drinking squad, has a cheerleading problem!!
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2005/03/11, 07:20 PM
Both ends...that's when you know you got it bad!
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If you don't stand for something, you will fall for anything....
bb1fit@freetrainers.com
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2005/03/15, 06:54 AM
OH MY GOD!
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