Group: Specific Diets & Nutrition

Created: 2012/01/01, Members: 104, Messages: 22775

With so many diets and nutritional plans out there, you can get lost. Find out what works best for others and share your experiences!

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Anni313
Anni313
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2004/06/21, 10:27 AM
Day 1

1/2 C Oatmeal
1 C Water

Place in 4 Cup container. Nuke on high 2 minutes. Pour into different bowl and clean up the mess in the microwave.

Day 2

1/2 C Oatmeal
1 C Water

Place in 4 Cup container which is a different shape from the one I used on Day 1. Nuke on high 2 minutes. Speak harshly to microwave. Pour oatmeal into different bowl and clean up the mess in the microwave.

Day 3

1/2 C Oatmeal
1 C Water

Place in 4 Cup container. Nuke on high 1 minute, stir. Nuke on high 1 minute, stir. Throw a fit. Pour oatmeal into different bowl and clean up the mess in the microwave.

Day 4

Place in 4 Cup container. Nuke on 50% 1 minute, stir. Nuke on 50% 30 seconds, stir. Nuke on 50% 30 seconds, stir. Throw bigger fit. Pour oatmeal into different bowl and clean up the mess in the microwave.

Day 5

Combine 1/2 C dry oatmeal with 1 C water and pour directly in microwave. Slam door. Go to IHOP for smiley face pancake.



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ATIGER
ATIGER
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2004/06/21, 10:38 AM
How about a 5 cup container? Seriously, I have that problem when I visit my sister-in-law. I can use the same size bowl that I do at my house but in her microwave, the oatmeal just overflows. In my microwave, it swells but never has come out of the bowl. Must be the differences in the microwaves. You must have a oatmeal swelling one
cobra93
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2004/06/21, 03:06 PM
1 min 45 sec. Anything more and you have the above referenced disaster. Unless you're using milk, in which case 2 min is fine......I too learned the hard way :)
yadmit
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2004/06/21, 03:18 PM
I think I've noticed a difference if you use warm water (right out the tap) or cold water (out of the fridge)... I think the cold water is where it's at.... not sure if that makes a differenc or not... Mine doesn't always spill over...

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2004/06/21, 03:18 PM
1/2 cup oatmeal,1scoop casien powder,1 tsp unsweetened cocoa , splenda, 6 eggwhites, 1/2 cup skim milk, ice.

Blender.........breakfast......650 calories.

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Anni313
Anni313
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2004/06/21, 03:24 PM
Okay I have pent up hostility toward the microwave so these warm, furry suggestions are not helping. Perhaps if we could direct a little more anger toward the enemy, we might all feel better. I don't think the microwave should win, I really don't.

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2004/06/21, 03:26 PM
No microwave in mine kiddo.

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Charlie
hecdarec
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2004/06/21, 03:27 PM
Anni,

I am on my way. I am going to fight your microwave. This has to stop.

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Anni313
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2004/06/21, 03:30 PM
Hec, you are a man of action. I like that very much.

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2004/06/21, 03:31 PM
Nuke it hec

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Charlie
Anni313
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2004/06/21, 03:33 PM
Now we're getting somewhere.

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hecdarec
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2004/06/21, 03:58 PM
I'll show that microwave.

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david_s81
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2004/06/21, 07:50 PM
I don't get how it works, you put the stuff in (non-metal) and hit the buttons, the light comes on and it gets hot. It's witchery. Burn those things at the stake.

<---Lives in Salem

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Anni313
Anni313
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2004/06/21, 08:35 PM
LOL For a moment there I thought David was talking about a woman. LOL

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