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why i hate the post office

howdiekat
howdiekat
Posts: 1,345
Joined: 2003/05/22
United States
2004/10/22, 10:07 PM
let me start by saying that tuesday is the day that i receive my paycheck. i always look forward to tuesday, because i enjoy having money to do things like pay my bills and eat. this being said, you can imagine the state of horror i was in when tuesday came and went and i still had no paycheck.

i called my office to verify that it had been processed, and it had. i asked them to be sure it had been mailed, and it had. so where the bleep is my paycheck?

i will tell you where it is...i live in a garage apartment. my apartment has a separate address from the house it shares the lot with. i have my own mailbox, located 50 feet down the driveway from my landlord's mailbox, where my mail, obviously, should be delivered. but does it consistently get delivered there? no. why? because the mailman is too lazy to walk down the driveway.

ordinarily, this would not be a big deal because my landlord could give me my check. HOWEVER, the week the mailman decides not to make the 50-foot-walk, my landlord is in california, leaving my paycheck in his locked mailbox. first of all, i believe that it is grounds for termination to not deliver mail to its rightful recipient. that would be like delivering my next door neighbor's mail to me and then saying, oh, they live next door, she'll just take it to them. news flash to my mailman: it is not a homeowner's duty to deliver the mail. when i start getting a paycheck from the government instead of the newspaper, then i'll think about it. furthermore, when i don't get paid, i can't buy the things i need to survive or pay my bills/rent. that's a pretty big deal.

so what does this mean for me? well, i had an electricity bill due yesterday that i had to charge to a credit account, and i have to pay 2 credit card bills, my cell phone bill, and my rent very soon. on top of that, i can't buy groceries. i was out of soap today for the love of god. SOAP! i can't buy food, and i am hoping that my stockpiles of tuna, eggs, and oatmeal will be able to last until my landlord gets back.

and for those of you who are going to suggest direct deposit, i don't have it for a reason. if the money goes into my account on friday, i'll spend it over the weekend and i'd rather not have that luxury. it's a saving tool for me. too bad i can't save money that the post office isn't delivering to me.

and this, ladies and gentlemen, is why i hate the post office. :angry::angry::angry::angry:

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asimmer
asimmer
Posts: 8,201
Joined: 2003/01/07
United States
2004/10/23, 08:00 AM
Go Postal!!!
Just kidding.
Hope you have enough food to survive, howdie!!!!

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hecdarec
hecdarec
Posts: 2,457
Joined: 2003/12/16
United States
2004/10/23, 10:08 AM
Three words:

Post Office Box

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I have a bowel movement every morning at 9:00am sharp.
2004/10/23, 01:39 PM
Oh howdie. Be very afraid. You just can't post this kind of stuff on a public website. I've mobilized the full forces here at CIA to run interference for you. For the time being if any post office computers attempt to access FT, I've had the boys in the box fix it so they're sent to the MTV websight and locked in a loop of The Real OC.

I'm sure that you like everybody else is aware our director resigned over unfortunate intel reports. Thats just the front story. Actually he made a similar comment to yours about his home letter carrier. He made his comments over an encrypted line and we in crypto simply dropped the ball. Mia culpa.

Maybe if you just post a "just kidding" message we can protect you. In the meantime for your protection, lock your doors, draw the curtains and maybe go hide with Anni. I just can't spare the resources here to misdirect them forever.Please be careful and RUN until you are at least 3 states away. Don't use credit cards of coarse. I'm sending lawyers guns and money. Be safe.

Oh yeah or maybe get a PO box like hec said.

Spiro