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2007/09/11, 10:09 PM
Hey Guys
I am not recommending this diet, although it is a wonderful and
cause strange reactions. Some people are injured resulting from
impulse reactions caused by ( I am not sure which) the diet or the
rapid weight loss.
Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for Athena, the
wonder dog, at Wal-Mart and was about to check out.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that
no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet
again. Although I probably shouldn't, because I'd ended up in the
hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in
an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices
and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way
that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and
simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is
nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. (I have to
mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now
enthralled with my story.)
Horrified , she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog
food poisoned me. I told her no; I stepped off a curb to sniff an
Irish Setter and a car hit us both.
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was
laughing so hard!
WAL-MART won't let me shop there anymore.
Please be careful if you decide to try this diet.
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From aboard MV The Shop
Johns Island
Charlie
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2007/09/11, 10:15 PM
Charlie,you done made my day!!!!Thats the funniest !@#$ ive heard in a long time!!!Now I officially know how to mess with the Dumb@@#"es in line at wal mart!!Man...tooo FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!
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Quoting from charlie826:
Hey Guys
I am not recommending this diet, although it is a wonderful and
cause strange reactions. Some people are injured resulting from
impulse reactions caused by ( I am not sure which) the diet or the
rapid weight loss.
Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for Athena, the
wonder dog, at Wal-Mart and was about to check out.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that
no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet
again. Although I probably shouldn't, because I'd ended up in the
hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in
an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices
and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way
that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and
simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is
nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. (I have to
mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now
enthralled with my story.)
Horrified , she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog
food poisoned me. I told her no; I stepped off a curb to sniff an
Irish Setter and a car hit us both.
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was
laughing so hard!
WAL-MART won't let me shop there anymore.
Please be careful if you decide to try this diet.
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2007/09/12, 12:27 PM
Oh man!!! Way too funny! reminds me of that comdian from the Blue Collar Tour...Doug Engle... "Here's Your Sign."
Thanks for the laugh!!
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2007/09/12, 01:31 PM
Great...another keyboard ruined....you are too funny charlie (either that or too senile!). :big_smile:
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2007/09/12, 02:41 PM
Flew into tulsa oklahoma for my a friends wedding back last september, they lost my luggage so i had to wait for the next plane which was only like 15 minutes behind us to see if y luggage was on it. i went to luggage claim window and told the girl i flew in from boston and lost my luggage, she says " has your plane landed yet ? ".... i had to just walk away from that one.
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Get busy living or get busy dying.
Rabula Tasa- Latin meaning Clean Slate
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2007/09/12, 06:13 PM
LOL Bill - I would definately have to walk away from that one too!!!
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2007/09/12, 10:59 PM
Charlie, your the man! I can't stop laughing!
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