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worst come-on line you ever recieved

Julisa Posts: 87 Joined: 2004/01/27	2004/01/28, 11:42 AM One of the men that work with me just strolled over to where I am sitting asked me if I would consider locking him up...after a shocked look from me he then casually said that he should be because the thoughts he was having were a crime. I laughed at him and now the topic here is come-on lines. What is the worst one you have ever heard?
hecdarec Posts: 2,457 Joined: 2003/12/16	2004/01/28, 11:46 AM Nice shoes. Wanna fuck? -------------- Hec da Rec in full effect.
Julisa Posts: 87 Joined: 2004/01/27	2004/01/28, 11:51 AM PLEASE tell me you have never personally used that one.
hecdarec Posts: 2,457 Joined: 2003/12/16	2004/01/28, 11:52 AM Had it used on me. -------------- Hec da Rec in full effect.
rpacheco Posts: 3,770 Joined: 2001/12/13	2004/01/28, 12:03 PM I said: You look really hot in that dress. She said: Drop dead I said: You must've misunderstood me. I said you look really fat in that dress. -------------- **_Robert_** Pain is temporary; glory is forever!
I_Am-aZon Posts: 893 Joined: 2003/02/18	2004/01/28, 12:06 PM He says "Where have you been all my life" I said "Hiding"
	2004/01/28, 12:12 PM I love you......batting eyes like they actually meant it.
	2004/01/28, 12:13 PM I've been married 24 years. Whats a come on line??? -------------- Living well is the best revenge. Charlie
hecdarec Posts: 2,457 Joined: 2003/12/16	2004/01/28, 12:15 PM Me: I couldn't help but notice you looking at me from across the room. Her: Beat it loser. Me: Ok sorry I must have gotten mixed up. -------------- Hec da Rec in full effect.
Julisa Posts: 87 Joined: 2004/01/27	2004/01/28, 12:16 PM Here's another one from the depths of hell where I work: He says: "Are you tired?" She says: "No" He says: "You should be, you've been running through my mind all day"
Taurie Posts: 374 Joined: 2003/10/15	2004/01/28, 12:29 PM Here's one from my local bar. He asks: Can I buy you a beer? I rsay: No thanks...I'm starting to get a beer belly. He says: What have you been drinking, sexy beer?
Julisa Posts: 87 Joined: 2004/01/27	2004/01/28, 12:43 PM "I think the electricity between us is throwing off the experiment"
	2004/01/28, 12:47 PM Yall are makin the geezer hot. -------------- Living well is the best revenge. Charlie
tenorsaxmandave Posts: 538 Joined: 2003/01/23	2004/01/28, 12:48 PM When I was a bartender (in my younger years), an older woman with a deep throaty voice and of questionable reputation walked in and asked if I could give her a "slow comfortable screw up against the wall". I mixed her the drink. TSMD
Julisa Posts: 87 Joined: 2004/01/27	2004/01/28, 12:51 PM "Know the only thing that would look better on you than those jeans?" "Those jeans on my ceiling fan" Common Charlie, go convince your wife to throw her jeans on the fan!
hecdarec Posts: 2,457 Joined: 2003/12/16	2004/01/28, 12:57 PM I'm a plug you are a socket, together we make a spark. -------------- Hec da Rec in full effect.
	2004/01/28, 01:01 PM Julisa you need a picture to be in this club officially. Regarding the fan, we tore it out of the ceiling with acrobatics the other night. We're geezers but very fit geezers!!!!!!!! -------------- Living well is the best revenge. Charlie
fryer91 Posts: 441 Joined: 2003/09/29	2004/01/28, 01:07 PM See what your squats, and crunches do for ya! Shot her right off ya didn't ya? Now you have to replace a ceiling fan....
	2004/01/28, 01:14 PM I dont know if this counts but... we were at the dock this summer and this girl walked by and smiled at me. A few minutes later she went by the other way and smiled even bigger. Then about 20 minutes later she came back by and just smiled her pretty little head off. I told my wife and she said "Charlie she was just being polite, the first time I saw you I laughed out loud!! -------------- Living well is the best revenge. Charlie
fryer91 Posts: 441 Joined: 2003/09/29	2004/01/28, 01:30 PM charlie-I think we are married to the same person, except my wife laughs out loud at me all the time.
halfpint116 Posts: 189 Joined: 2003/12/29	2004/01/28, 02:34 PM I got this one from a guy at a bar one night along time ago. He said, "If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?" Needless to say, it didn't work. He was a pervert.
heartledfall Posts: 12 Joined: 2004/01/06	2004/01/28, 03:15 PM I think the personal worst I've ever heard was, "That shirt is really becoming on you...Of course, if I was on you, I'd be coming too." Needless to say, the friendship was effectively ruined.
lucyladybug Posts: 160 Joined: 2003/01/27	2004/01/28, 04:18 PM You must be tired. You have been running through my mind all day.
Leilita808 Posts: 154 Joined: 2004/01/07	2004/01/28, 04:54 PM first thing out of his mouth: "I am a pilot you know"
Wallstagr Posts: 20 Joined: 2002/12/09	2004/01/28, 05:10 PM Halfpint, that is the title to an old country song. It was done by the Bellamy Brothers. It is actually one of my favorite songs. When my wife and I were dating I told her I liked it. Later in the relationship when I let her hear the song she was so releived, because like you she thought it was a come on line! Just thought I would let you know that not only is that guy a bad flirt but he isnt very creative either. He had to steal the line from someone else.
ATIGER Posts: 992 Joined: 2003/02/26	2004/01/28, 05:37 PM "There is something about you I really like. I just wish I could put my finger on it."
EGChic207 Posts: 288 Joined: 2002/03/25	2004/01/28, 05:42 PM one my friend got while we were at the gym together Him: are u a farmer? My friend: No...why? Him: oh, cause you sure do have some nice melons -------------- Tiffany Der "You have to make it through the rain in order to see the Rainbow........."
dogboy99nz Posts: 40 Joined: 2003/04/20	2004/01/28, 06:07 PM So this must be a U.S cultural thing yeah? Here in New Zealand if you wandered up to a complete stranger with pretty much any kind of line you'd be laughed out of the joint. -------------- Aaron
JessicaR Posts: 467 Joined: 2002/08/12	2004/01/28, 06:29 PM Amazon, yours cracked me up! ROFL that is hilarious! Hiding! That is too funny!
Carivan Posts: 8,542 Joined: 2002/01/20	2004/01/28, 06:54 PM I've never been so lucky! -------------- "A will finds a way" Ivan Montreal Canada
Reddy Posts: 597 Joined: 2003/09/11	2004/01/28, 07:56 PM my last one was "do you email?" & hands me his addy - already wrote out - this is at the post office -------------- Reddy All people smile in the same language
JessicaR Posts: 467 Joined: 2002/08/12	2004/01/29, 12:53 AM I don't know what bars you people hang out in; I've never heard anything as bad as these. LOL
hecdarec Posts: 2,457 Joined: 2003/12/16	2004/01/29, 09:44 AM Me: Do you practice safe sex? Her: Why yes I do. Me: Do you want to practice with me? Her: I would rather die. Me: Thank you and have a nice day. -------------- Hec da Rec in full effect.
halfpint116 Posts: 189 Joined: 2003/12/29	2004/01/29, 01:07 PM Wallstagr, I know that came from a country song. I had heard it on the radio a bunch of times. Like I said, he was a pervert and as you said not very creative.
fsdsk Posts: 959 Joined: 2003/11/30	2004/01/29, 01:08 PM Bond. James Bond -------------- There is no substitute for hard work
supergrrl Posts: 23 Joined: 2003/09/10	2004/01/30, 01:18 PM i've been exposed to some classics: him: what's your sign? me: STOP him: do you have any irish in ya? me: no him: want some? me: him: did you know there are 206 bones in the human body? me: yes him: want another one? me: him: can i buy you a cup of coffee? me: i'd love that we dated for eight months -
wrestler125 Posts: 4,619 Joined: 2004/01/27	2004/01/30, 10:02 PM supergrrl "him: can i buy you a cup of coffee? me: i'd love that we dated for eight months - " aww, how sweet, i knew there had to be a happy ending somewhere on this forum -------------- \"I get up in the morning around six to run for about an hour. Later in the day, I lift with a partner. Following my lifting sessions, I usually do speed and agility drills. Later, I drill all my holds and moves.\" \'Isnt that lifestyle boring?\' \"Yes, but the gold medal is very shiny.\" Ichiguchi Olympic Gold Medalist
Deby Posts: 333 Joined: 2002/08/05	2004/02/03, 02:13 PM My husand of almost 27 years, once said as we were riding in his OLD truck (I was sitting by the passenger door, that didn't latch really well), "move over closer, I have looked for you all of my life and I don't want to lose you now"!!! That did it, I was in love!!! He has been just as sweet this whole time!! -------------- Gramma
Carivan Posts: 8,542 Joined: 2002/01/20	2004/02/03, 08:41 PM Don't need a pick up line anymore! Wife doesn't let me out of sight, except at the gym! ;) -------------- "A will finds a way" Ivan Montreal Canada
Jdelts Posts: 1,218 Joined: 2003/10/19	2004/02/04, 02:19 AM Bartending I would get the occasion compliment from some girls who wanted free drinks but I've had a few odd-balls approach me in my time...... she said: "I love your bambi eyes" I said: "Sorry dude, I'm not gay." The adams apple along with the deep voice gave it away. True story -------------- May the lift be with you.
wendeh Posts: 16 Joined: 2003/08/31	2004/02/04, 02:44 PM "Want Some Bacon?"
wendeh Posts: 16 Joined: 2003/08/31	2004/02/04, 02:45 PM Message deleted by moderator due to unsuitable content for this board.
	2004/02/04, 03:02 PM Delts, I love your bambi eyes too but I'd rather have some bacon. I haven't had bacon in months. I'd like some birthday cake, pizza, cheese burgers, and fried shrimp!!! Geeze girls you could pick me up with promises of almost any food. Does that make me a food slut? -------------- Its like herding cats. Charlie
KarenCPaul Posts: 10 Joined: 2004/01/27	2004/02/04, 07:23 PM "Do you have a strong back?... Want to fond out?"
wendeh Posts: 16 Joined: 2003/08/31	2004/02/05, 11:29 AM Hahaaa bhardy - so it looks like I'm not the only receiver of the bada** bacon come on!