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Yeah, it's Valentine's Day....(poems)

jbennett Posts: 1,558 Joined: 2001/02/28	2007/02/14, 03:20 PM I'm not big on the holiday because it's all about commercialism and how one heart-shaped product can out-market another. However, people have been known to show some creative potential for their holiday sweethearts. Below are some beautiful short poems written for this "special" holiday: :love: Love may be beautiful, love may be bunk, But I only slept with you, because I was drunk. :love: I thought that I could love no other, that is until I met your brother. :love: Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head. :love: Of loving beauty you float with grace, If only you could hide your face. :love: Kind, intelligent, loving and hot; This describes everything you are not. :love: I want to feel your sweet embrace, But don't take that paper bag off of your face. :love: I love your smile, your face, and your eyes - Damn, I'm good at telling lies! :love: My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you screwed up my life. :love: I see your face when I am dreaming. That's why I always wake up screaming. :love: My love, you take my breath away. What have you stepped in to smell that way? :love: My feelings for you no words can tell, Except for maybe "go to Hell". :love: What inspired this amorous rhyme? Two parts vodka, one part lime. -------------- --JBennett "I've up-ed my intensity.... now up yours!" "Pain is only weakness leaving the body." "Never think of how weak you are; think of how strong you're going to be."
jbennett Posts: 1,558 Joined: 2001/02/28	2007/02/14, 03:21 PM And, no, I didn't write these... :)
KC_72 Posts: 3,249 Joined: 2006/05/19	2007/02/14, 04:20 PM :big_smile::love::laugh: to funny.... -------------- "But more than anything, more than anything, My wish, for you, is that this life becomes all that you want it to, Your dreams stay big, and your worries stay small, You never need to carry more than you can hold" My Wish Rascall Flats I sing this song to my kids...but I realized..it works for yall too....
msmogreen Posts: 717 Joined: 2006/04/22	2007/02/14, 04:50 PM But you would have if you'd thought of them? j/k Thanks for the entertainment. Valentine's Day is pretty much just another day to me...those just gave it more meaning. ============ Quoting from jbennett: And, no, I didn't write these... :) =============
Ravenbeauty Posts: 3,755 Joined: 2002/09/24	2007/02/14, 05:13 PM That was funny as hell, thanks JB! -------------- Bettia \"Minds are like parachutes; they work best when open.\" - Lord Thomas Dewar
Carivan Posts: 8,542 Joined: 2002/01/20	2007/02/14, 10:00 PM Good stuff brother!:love: -------------- A little discipline at the table and at the gym might help reduce that belly! Ivan Montreal Canada (City of Festivals)
asimmer Posts: 8,201 Joined: 2003/01/07	2007/02/15, 08:40 AM Reminds me of the time we were at a friend's house and my husband told them we had gotten engaged and wanted me to show them my ring.. the gal looks at the guy and says "When do I get a ring?" and his response was "I left one for you in the tub." Oh, SNAP. Same guy that got tattoos of his daughters'names, but not his wife's (when they finally got married) , when asked about it he said "Your kids will always be your kids." NIce secure relationship... -------------- Within each of us lies the power of our consent to health and sickness, to riches and poverty, to freedom and to slavery. It is we who control these, and not another. Richard Bach